The new and improved way of saying aging but rather saying that you are getting old, therefore, olding.
Why do you keep creating new words as if you were the dictionary? Well, I'm olding and there is only one thing left to do with my time.
by Bubalooh May 11, 2020
Starting to show minor signs of aging. Like someone who isn't bald might be balding, someone who isn't yet old may be olding.
"Jim yelled at some kids who were playing on his driveway."
"Oh don't mind him he's just cranky because he's olding"
"Oh don't mind him he's just cranky because he's olding"
by satori87 May 14, 2009
by mayavada January 11, 2011
"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetheart says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Darling, I can't do both!"
"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy girl takes your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... Going topless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along with her.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... you are told to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the car park.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all nighter" means not getting up to pee!
"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy girl takes your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... Going topless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along with her.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... you are told to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the car park.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all nighter" means not getting up to pee!
What a drag it is getting old!
by alvit July 7, 2009
1) My fifth-grade elementary teacher was old when I was in her class, and presumably hasn't gotten any younger since I left.
2) The Nintendo 64 is old, but I still use it more than my GameCube.
3) Jokes about Jim Mora (Sr.) whining about his miserable Colts team aren't old yet, despite the fact that he conducted the infamous press conference more than three years ago.
2) The Nintendo 64 is old, but I still use it more than my GameCube.
3) Jokes about Jim Mora (Sr.) whining about his miserable Colts team aren't old yet, despite the fact that he conducted the infamous press conference more than three years ago.
by Diggity Monkeez March 5, 2005
candles cost $.25 a piece, and you are 60 years old making the total cost of candles $15. the cake costs $4.
by Wayne Static May 11, 2005
by Jonathan K. March 31, 2005