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I didn't get into her pants, but at least I got an Old Fashioned out of it.
by Jan Ullrich January 26, 2010
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The act of receiving a hand-job from start to glorious finish. So named because any self respecting person has not had one of these since grade 6.

As seen in South Park s14e14 "Crème Fraiche"
Keep your man happy. When things are going bad, there is nothing like an old fashioned to ease his stress
by Bdamn November 19, 2010
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A hand-job, particularly as an alternative to dome
She wasn't trying to blow me, but she hooked me up with an old-fashioned.
by cuban April 26, 2005
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A simple penis rub just like grandpa used to get from grandma
Kiersten : Me and Jake had wild animal sex last night!
Chad : So I went to Mary's house and she gave me an Old Fashioned!
Kiersten : Isn't Mary your sister?
Chad : So who really cares I just closed my eyes and pictured that cute smile of yours and your soft hands rubbing my hard cock then I blew my load all over Mary!
Kiersten : Uh that's gross!
Chad : Yeah no kidding especially when she started licking It up!
Kiersten : Ok I'm sorry that's just Fucked Up!
by SlopNChop May 27, 2017
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A drink that contains bitters, club soda, sugar, marshino cherrys and a orange slice.
Jordan thinks he is cool because he is making himself old fashioneds but i ate all of the cherrys and orange slices.
by Hell Rell August 06, 2006
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Heterosexual oral sex given to a male. A traditional style of blow job favored and prevalent in former times.
by pitcher May 09, 2008
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