Old people logic

The bizarre and nonsensical reasoning with minimal logic applied that old people give when tryin to formulate the reasons why or how someone/something occurred, often displayed in utmost confidence.

'I took a dump two times in one night? It definitely must mean that I have diabetes.' ... Old people logic

"I brought home a burger from work last night and ate it while watching tv? I definitely must be depressed and am eating away my problems." ... Old people logic

"I like using cruise control on the highway? I probably am aggressive in nature and this is a natural way for me to express it." ... Old people logic

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by Thomas_the_tank_engine May 19, 2015

old people ads

An advertisement method using confusion, via misspellings, names that sound alike and such to scam you into buying fake brands and etc., the sort of things old people fall for; also very incorrect in information and pictures; free downloads always mean viruses.

Such old people ads include:

*Play Call of Duty: Modern War 2*

*Play Pack-Man*

*Play MarioKort*

*Shameze* (Sham of Sham Wow)

Dude, dont click it, its such an old people ad

by ihate_ads September 22, 2010

Old people's party

A party held by old people.That is people over college age. There are no drugs,sex and most often not any dancing ect.Most of those parties are really lame all they do is sit around and eat and lot's of times there's not even any music. They should be called dinners and not parties.

I went to an old people's party last night and I had a real sucking time.

by Deep blue 2012 February 27, 2010

Old people porn

Pornography that showcases the appalling and questionably legal act of two or more old fuckers having hot, steamy old people sex. Usually can be found under the "Mature" category on most porn sites.

See lemonparty for more information.

Jimmy Nichols: Dad, what is old people porn?

Mr. Nichols: Shut the fuck up and eat your goddamn peas Jimmy. I don't have time for your bullshit.

by gimmedatsammich May 8, 2011

really old people

a person who smells really bad and is over 90

from the book of "i said so"

"oh god who let that really old person in?"

by chu May 4, 2004

old people cagematch

A situation where old people fight to the death in a cage.

"Oh no, Marvin and Edmund have got in the ring for an old people cagematch."

After Walter and Otis got into an old people cagematch in the nursing home, the nurses have had to work overtime to repair the damaged old people.

by m33k41 September 28, 2017

old people music

Music that old people always listen to. Most of it is outdated just like them.

Why is Kenny listening to old people music?

by Manda223 December 15, 2011