dicking off

Goofing around at work; especially when you are being paid to do real work.

I got fired cause me and phil were dicking off on the bulldozer.

by Sam April 23, 2005

dick off

The act of two men engaging in one-upmanship-especially as related to impressing a woman or attempting to present self as intellectually superior.

John and Jack got into a dick off at the bar but I don't think Sally was interested in either of them.

by schmeg8 April 26, 2009

Dick-off

A competition between guys to see who has the biggest dick.

Person 1 : I bet my shlong is far bigger than yours

Person 2 : Theres only 1 way to find out, lets have a dick-off

by bennycnz March 30, 2010

Dick-off

A "dick-off" is a challenge between men to see who's penis is longer...

Billy: I bet mine is bigger than yours!

Tom: No way man, there is no way yours is bigger than mine.

Billy: Well I guess we will have to have a "dick-off"

by WillyTJr May 8, 2010

get off the dick

An expression used (mostly by males) to stop someone from getting uncomfortably close to them.

Friend: *walks closely beside you*
Person: Man, get off the dick!

by exoticpanda32 July 26, 2014

Dick off

An insult widely used across the hampshire county of england.

A: Do you fancy going out to the movies tonight.

B: Pffft. Dick off love.

by Rach [Dirty Irish] October 4, 2008

dick off

To compare the size of one persons penis to anothers to see who is superior.

We had a dick off and James lost by 7 inches.

by M-Kat January 11, 2008