Odysseus 

Some stud who went to war for a billion years, got lost on the way back, cheated on his wife- thrice- and

I am Odysseus, King of Itaca. I need GPS.

Odysseus by Eurymachus October 14, 2010

Odysseus 

The protagonist of Homer's epic The Odyssey, which details the king of Ithaca's ten year return voyage following the Trojan War. Odysseus' pasage is plagued by wrathful gods, seductive temptresses, powerful mythical creatures, and his own crew's mistrust.

As an individual, Odysseus is a mere mortal but who posseses a body unmatched by any man and a mind that's as quick as it is cunning. After ten rough years of fighting in the Trojan War, Odysseus is an accomplished leader and hardened warrior who's combative skills have been honed to devastating precision. Odysseus, in many ways, represents what the ancient Greeks considered to be the pinnacle of human perfection.

Odysseus, the man of many burdens, is the greatest hero of all time.

Odysseus by Hero in Hiding December 14, 2008

Odysseus 

1. The Greek hero who is the protagonist in the well known epic, "The Odyssey"

2. The nick-name for the penis of Chris Smith

1. "Wow Odysseus is so heroic!"

2. "Hey Stacy, have you rode Odysseus yet?" "Oh my god yes I had the time of my life!"

Odysseus by DemoAspect July 22, 2014

odysseus 

When something is so ode that its now odysseus

Yo Nate that crease dive was odysseus.

odysseus by thatguyboyseth September 29, 2018

Odysseus 

Some stud who went to war for a billion years, got lost on the way back, cheated on his wife- thrice.

"I am Odysseus, King of Itaca. I need GPS."

"I am Odysseus, King of Itaca. I need GPS."

Odysseus by PiggyBlackmore October 2, 2018

Odysseus 

A stupid man who accidentally enlisted himself and all his friends into the Trojan war. Odysseus clearly has a disorder throughout the book as he keeps referring to himself as "DA MISERYYY MAHHNNNN". He spent 20 years dancing across the sea and sleeping with all the women he met. His wife Penelope slept with 108 men in his absence and hat a goat son. I wonder whos fault that his...hmmm... odysseus for shureeee:).

Penelope: Who do you think the most miserable man who ever enlisted himself in the army just to sleep with some woman?
Me: Odysseus:)

Odysseus by Senor Mrs Senorita Bob January 25, 2024

Odysseus 

- the reigning king of ithaca
- not man
- not mythical
- your darkest moment
- the infamous odysseus

have you read the odyssey? like the book that stars odysseus?

Odysseus by knockoffamc February 13, 2025