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Octa-pie
-noun
1. a woman who engages in promiscuous sexual
intercourse, usually for money; prostitute; harlot; skank
2. Diseased Slut
3. Over used whore
4. Vagina with tentacles
5. Havelock Whore
6. North Carolinian Woman
7. Tenta-Gyner
8. Tentapi
I haven't seen him since he went to North Carolina, I wonder if he was captured by an Octopi?
by Kylar Mayhem August 01, 2010
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1.
A drummer with a gigantic, gigantic ego. This species is egocentric beyond all non-suspended belief. Nearly bad enough to be institutionalized, but not quite.
Luckily, there are few of these. The Octopus thinks he is the shiznit Macdaddy and this attitude leads to an amazingly underachieving, underperforming, failure of a career as well as the failure of a human being. Sad, but on the positive side it is an object lesson.
by green party April 11, 2006
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2.
A creep who touches as many girls he can get his hands on and seems to grow hands with the consumption of alcohol or when submerged in a hot tub.
That octopus groped Dotty when she was climbing a ladder.

That freako octopus fondled my jugs when he was pouring a beer in the hot tub.
by Sri Lankan Catnap January 17, 2009
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3.
an octopus with 3.14 arms
the octopi is a very rare and endangered species that is located is the south pacific
by bugante October 12, 2007
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4.
An attempted pluralization of the word "octopus". "Octopus", however, does not pluralize as most other words ending in "-us" borrowed from Latin. The proper Latin plural of "octopus" is "octopodes" (pronounced in English "awk-t@-POE-deez"). Saying "octopodes", however, is like pronouncing the first "r" in "February"--something seldom done and appreciated, however greatly, by very few. Your best bet is just to stick with the good old English pluralization, "octopuses".
While the two syllabontes of our mollusk neurobiology class differed in some ways, they both mentioned a discussion of how octopodes *octopi, while certainly not as intelligent as homines sapientes, were nonetheless the smartest of the invertebrata.
by atemperman January 25, 2004
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A cat that only has one life left.
This daffynition of octopus appeared in the B.C. Comic Strip, Octopu... er I mean, October Oct... er, I mean October 8, 2006.
by Downstrike October 08, 2006
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6.
The sexual act of putting five fingers (a full fist) in a woman's vagina, and three fingers from the other hand in the butt.
She got so drunk, she gave the other girl an octopus.
by dinoMothaFuckinSaur October 12, 2010
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1. An afro after it has gotten wet

2. An awesome creature under the sea.
"omg! your afro is like an octopus!"

On a boring nature program, I saw an octopus. Then the program wasn't boring any more!
by shuttershades July 03, 2010
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