1. A person that makes generalized, self-evident "observations" in an attempt to bolster his or her sense of worth in a conversation. However, almost all comments made by a Dr. Obvious are as worthless as he or she is.
2. That guy that says what everybody else was thinking twenty mintues ago.
2. That guy that says what everybody else was thinking twenty mintues ago.
"Dude, I think its broken."
Jeff: "Yeah, I like boobs."
Chris: "Well welcome to the human race Dr. Obvious. Too bad a tool like you will never see any."
Jeff: "Well the problem is ______."
Chris: "Ah, thank you for you expert opinion Dr. Obvious. Now what the fuck are we going to do about it?"
Jeff: "Yeah, I like boobs."
Chris: "Well welcome to the human race Dr. Obvious. Too bad a tool like you will never see any."
Jeff: "Well the problem is ______."
Chris: "Ah, thank you for you expert opinion Dr. Obvious. Now what the fuck are we going to do about it?"
by Lord Andre March 22, 2005
by mattraf October 17, 2012
by J-Winner March 25, 2010
An entire conversation discussed about nothing except obvious facts. Usually held on awkward blind dates, between coworkers, conversations between a father and his porn star daughter, or a douchebag who thinks he's smooth while trying to hit on a girl.
Rob: So, It's rained everyday this week.
Kelly: Yeah. It usually stops near September, though.
Rob: Mhmm.
Kelly: Yeah.
Rob: So did you watch the 49ers last evening? They lost.
Kelly: Yep. The score was 24-21, right?
Rob. Yes.
Kelly: Can you believe we have to go to work an hour earlier tommorow?
Rob: Yes.
Kelly: ...Okay this is a very obvious obvious conversation
Kelly: Yeah. It usually stops near September, though.
Rob: Mhmm.
Kelly: Yeah.
Rob: So did you watch the 49ers last evening? They lost.
Kelly: Yep. The score was 24-21, right?
Rob. Yes.
Kelly: Can you believe we have to go to work an hour earlier tommorow?
Rob: Yes.
Kelly: ...Okay this is a very obvious obvious conversation
by Beanstalker August 25, 2010
Someone who says something that is so obvious, it's not worth remembering what the person actually said.
Jim: Hey, the world is in the universe!
Timmy Mallet: Well Well, thank you Captain Obvious *throws in acid pool
Timmy Mallet: Well Well, thank you Captain Obvious *throws in acid pool
by Cloud July 20, 2004
What happened to you and your dude? Y'all broke up?
We haven't told anyone. How did you know?
It was Facebook obvious
We haven't told anyone. How did you know?
It was Facebook obvious
by E-wheezy-F-Baby July 20, 2017
to miss something so obvious to anyone who made any actual effort to look, or even glance, that only a complete moron or someone with the IQ of a pineapple would fail to see it. Predominantly an English expression, especially with London Cockneys.
Watson asked Sherlock who shot the victim. "Somebody with a gun." he mocked.
"Well thank you, Sherlock, for stating the bleeding obvious" Watson growled.
"Well thank you, Sherlock, for stating the bleeding obvious" Watson growled.
by Fafhrd November 22, 2019