Bobligation: (1) What Robert is required to do. (2) Da binding agreement to either have short hair or make something undulate.
Cobligation: (1) A mandatory action regarding da center portion of an ear of corn. (2) Something dat a male swan must do.
DOBligation: Refers to an instance where you have to state when you were born.
Fobligation: Da mandatory use of a large object to attach to your watch-chain.
Gobligation: Where you need to gather scattered material and combine it all into one lump.
Hobligation: Local building-code regarding da metal food-warming platform in yer fireplace.
Jobligation: (1) An edict dat states dat you must be employed if you are able. (2) Where an employer is required to hire you and keep you on his staff unless you either quit or are convicted of a work-related wrongdoing.
Lobligation: An agreement dat states dat you hafta throw something.
Mobligation: A rule dat requires a large number of da available residents to gather in a group.
Robligation: (1) See first example at da beginning of this list. (2) Where someone is required to steal, break-and-enter, etc.
Sobligation: Where you hafta noisily shed some tears.
Cobligation: (1) A mandatory action regarding da center portion of an ear of corn. (2) Something dat a male swan must do.
DOBligation: Refers to an instance where you have to state when you were born.
Fobligation: Da mandatory use of a large object to attach to your watch-chain.
Gobligation: Where you need to gather scattered material and combine it all into one lump.
Hobligation: Local building-code regarding da metal food-warming platform in yer fireplace.
Jobligation: (1) An edict dat states dat you must be employed if you are able. (2) Where an employer is required to hire you and keep you on his staff unless you either quit or are convicted of a work-related wrongdoing.
Lobligation: An agreement dat states dat you hafta throw something.
Mobligation: A rule dat requires a large number of da available residents to gather in a group.
Robligation: (1) See first example at da beginning of this list. (2) Where someone is required to steal, break-and-enter, etc.
Sobligation: Where you hafta noisily shed some tears.
Most alphabetical obligations make little sense in real life, but they are fun to say and amusing to think about.
by QuacksO June 9, 2020
When you pull out your penis during a date resulting in vaginal, oral or anal sex due to the female feeling obligated.
Advised to be done in younger years of age. If done in older years results could be jail time due to looking like an old Maniaco (pervert)
Advised to be done in younger years of age. If done in older years results could be jail time due to looking like an old Maniaco (pervert)
Last night when I did the ol Obligation move the panties dropped.. In no Time she was all over my penis like a hobo on a ham sandwich.
by R-WAK January 30, 2023
The feeling that accompanies a jam-packed queue of recorded shows on ones DVR in which a compulsion exists to watch all the programming and clear the list.
I'd love to come to that party where all our friends are going to be but my DVR Obligation is making me stay home so I can watch my shows. Ahhhhh...what happened to my life???
by CoolGuyRandall January 27, 2012
Me: " did you fulfill your family obligations with your spouse this weekend?"
You: " oh no, We were way too busy and exhausted to consummate."
You: " oh no, We were way too busy and exhausted to consummate."
by geojetson May 23, 2018
by mysteriousstranger619 July 24, 2021
Alphanesse Oblige is a french phrase that literally means "alpha male obliges". It denotes the social responsibility that alpha males have towards beta, omega and other lesser males.
Privilege here means the innate good looks and good character that alpha males possess, and which they use to attract a disproportionate number of women. With this privilege, then, comes responsibility to lesser men , alphanese oblige.
Privilege here means the innate good looks and good character that alpha males possess, and which they use to attract a disproportionate number of women. With this privilege, then, comes responsibility to lesser men , alphanese oblige.
"Harry, why don't you take all those gills home tonight?"
"I could, but then there wouldn't be any girls for the other guys"
"oh right, that's the alphanesse oblige thing"
"I could, but then there wouldn't be any girls for the other guys"
"oh right, that's the alphanesse oblige thing"
by SirJoey September 20, 2014
An obligation arising out of considerations of right and wrong. When not giving a head would be considered morally offensive.
Because Ryan had to listen to Jen bitch about her problems all night he knew she would become orally obligated to suck his cock.
by PABLOW FRESHCOBAR February 17, 2019