Obex
An obstruction
I could not get over there because there was an obex in my way
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obexi
Gay person, who likes to fuck with (really) fat guys. Obexi gays can be both active or passive, but they are usually submissive.
obexi by RiderMonk911 September 17, 2020
Obexious
-A person who is both obese and obnoxious.
-95% of obese people.
-A person who is fat but thinks they are not, and gets angry at people for nothing, and calls them fat.
-95% of obese people.
-A person who is fat but thinks they are not, and gets angry at people for nothing, and calls them fat.
"Man, that guy is so obexious! He's huge, but he calls me fat all the time!"
"That fat girl over there is such a bitch. She's so obexious!"
"That fat girl over there is such a bitch. She's so obexious!"
Obexious by Sarahisamazinglycool April 1, 2009
obexia
A disease that causes an obese person to see themself as a skinny person when they look in the mirror. This makes them feel the need to wear clothes that are many sizes too small, creating the mushroom top effect. Living with obexia makes the person walk around with the attitude that they are the hottest thing on the block. Also, this causes onlookers to stop and stare in disgust. Opposite of obexia would be anorexia.
Obeximaxing
The act of completely maximizing your body mass index (BMI) through extreme overeating and total physical inactivity. Derived from a mix of "obese" and the internet slang suffix "-maxing" (optimizing a trait to its absolute limit). Usually used to mock someone who has completely given up on fitness and is actively expanding in size.
Obeximaxing by Alex675 July 4, 2026
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"