Obeastity

N. The condition of being a very very very fat animal.

My dog's Obeastity limits his ability to lick his balls.

by BasementComedian March 13, 2013

Obeast

A person that has gone beyond severely over weight. A person characterized as having a beast-like magnitude in height-weight proportion.

Also, someone who moves similar to a wild animal due to their condition. This may elicit fear or shock in those he / she comes in contact with.

John: "Did you see that guy?!"
Tim: "Yeah that guy was obeast!."

Doug: "Kelly, slow down on that hamburger before you become obeast!"

by StoryStellar February 24, 2011

Obeast

Something so large it is obese to the point of being beastly.

"That dude is obeast!"
"Did you see that obeast sandwich he was eating? That thing was fucking huge."

by Zebra Operating Electronics August 31, 2007

obeast

when someone is obscenely fat

if your mass is equivalent to that of a forklift, then damnn brotha (sista), you gotta be obeast

by mike November 28, 2003

obeast

unattractive female; physically gruesome. a combination of obese and beast. Must have a few characteristics of a wild animal; snaggletooth, venom, or fur. 350+ LBS. No attractive attributes must be present to qualify. Mustache BONUS!!

Remember that ugly ass chic that lived down the block, well she got maaaaaaaaaad fat. That bitch is OBEAST now!!

by sir deacon May 18, 2009

Obeast

Severely overweight woman with any of the following :
1) Thick facial hair
2) Hairy chest
3) Fucked up Grill (teeth)
4) Wears bedsheet size clothing
5) Has her own gravitational pull

At the club today, did you see that nasty ass OBEAST!

by Baro, J', Javo May 8, 2003

Obeast

Someone that is so obese, they are a beast for being that overweight.

The 800 lb. man was considered Obeast because of his abnormal weight.

by Jonesmasterbeast November 15, 2010