Definitions by BasementComedian

Windexdicide 

V. A willful or accidental death caused by crashing head first into a, perfectly, clean window.

Pigeon #1 ”I had no idea that Bob was so depressed.”

Pigeon #2 ”(crying) Yeah, I lost my son to Windexdicide last weekend.”

Windexdicide by BasementComedian March 12, 2013

Obeastity 

N. The condition of being a very very very fat animal.

My dog's Obeastity limits his ability to lick his balls.

Obeastity by BasementComedian March 12, 2013