Obama Condom

Dude! You got Herpes from that chick??? I told you not to use the Obama Condom! You should've gone with the Bush Dental Dam! It may not have been the most appealing option, but at least you can trust that it won't break under pressure!

Obama Condom by Giggles88 January 20, 2009

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obama condom

A promotional item used for getting certain individuas to vote democratic.

Jeff- "I picked up an obama condom after I was at the speech in chicago"

Tom- "Now you can prove to your girlfriend how dedicated you are to your party."

obama condom by nghtwaterTom December 16, 2008

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obamaconomy

The state of the economy under the presidency of Obama.

That man found his job due to an Obamaconomy.

obamaconomy by AnTi_mTtr May 1, 2009

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Obamaconomy

Obamaconomy (n.) 1. the structure or conditions of economic life in the U.S., as managed under President Barack Obama; 2. The economic plan and policies of the Obama Administration; also : a recessionary economic system inherited from Former President George Bush, as characterized by a large government deficit and job losses.

The Obamaconomy is based on strategic investment by government in jobs and the middle class.

Obamaconomy by Foundthecheese November 28, 2012

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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