Top Definition
Opening doors like a nigger.

A roommate, wife, friend, parent, sibling who opens your door for no apparent reason.
1 - Dude, what the fuck man? Why you always gotta be ODLAN'n me in the morning?

2 - Chill yo. I just wanted to check out your girls' ACB.

1 - Fuck off!

2 - LOL!
by arod312 February 08, 2008

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