Nut-mugged

Nut-mugged (Nut-mugging), When one's nuts (testicles) are mugged. This can involved being raped or just through hard sex. This term may also be used in the instance that one has just lost disgracefully.

1. 'Jesus, I only went to the shops for a pint of OJ and I got nut-mugged by a midget on the way.'

2. 'I got completely nut-mugged by this bitch last night...'

3. 'Oh for fucks sake, why do we always get nut-mugged at football!'

Nut-mugged by Matt-the-twat March 10, 2008

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Nut Mugger

An overly aggressive girl/guy who is trying to get into a guy's pants and at his nuts.

Bob: That striper is such a Nut Mugger. She would not leave me alone.

Fred:Yea, she wanted your nuts bad!

Nut Mugger by BobDaily2 August 22, 2009

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Nut-mugged • Nut Mugger • Nutmegged • Nut • nut sack • Nut Huggers • nut cracker • nut meg • nut juice • Nut rag

nutmegged

the act of getting high from drinking way too much egg nog to the point of hallucination.

Bro 1: dude are you trippin, your pupils are the size of records!
Bro 2: i'm totally nutmegged!

nutmegged by preeep4081 November 5, 2010

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Nutmegged

To be completely plastered out of your mind. This word arose from Ireland, where people are usually assumed to be able to drink a lot. Their ability to drink so much came from their sadness over their small genitalia. But, when someone from Ireland lacked any alcohol tolerance, they would be outcast, in quite the same manor the Patriot fans are rejected by society at large. These people were considered nutmegged at the time of their drunkenness.

Gannam: Claire, I'm sorry. Everyone else: fuck y'all scrubs.

Mike: What's his problem?
Dan: He's quite nutmegged right now.

Nutmegged by Johntheminesweep November 30, 2010

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nutmugger

Someone who develops an unnatural attachment to another person, especially when that person is unworthy of being put on a pedestal. Basically someone who obsesses over a giant loser, in effect, making them an even bigger loser for emulating that person.

Ashley is a giant nutmugger on Leah, which is really disappointing, considering that Leah is more annoying than the freecreditreport commercials.

nutmugger by BackDoorDress January 15, 2010

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Nutmegged

A word to describe utter shock or disgust.

"Babe, I just walked into my parents having sex. I'm bare nutmegged man!!!

Nutmegged by Emily and Hami January 6, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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