Nut-Lynch 

When guys lift up their junk before sitting down in order to avoid sitting on their boys.

Man that guy just smashed his balls when he sat down.

Yeah he should have nut-lynched.

Nut-Lynch by Cruz Heimer January 8, 2009

nut luncheon 

An innuendo for “fucked up beyond recognition”.

Nah m8 burned the house down. It was a real nut luncheon.

nut luncheon by ThomasJhomas July 17, 2021

Super Butt Brunch Nut Lunch Immigrant Punch 

See: Super Deluxe Immigrant Spin Kick Eye Lick

This is a much more dangerous (albeit improvised) move done by immigrants, in which they finish with a ass rip lip split face shit.
Be cautioned, this terrible attack can often leave you very frightened of The Bag.

You have been warned you punk.
IMMIGRANTS ARE DEADLY.

Super Butt Brunch Nut Lunch Immigrant Punch by Zmanl0p4 August 10, 2004