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Nusser
Someone who you know and you can have fun with most of the time.Nusser is a person who you can talk to when you have issues and will always give you strange solutions for them.. but they seem to always work. Nusser is very loud when he talks that some people think hes shouting at them when hes talking to them but hes not.. and keeps on denying that he is. Nusser sounds like Peter Griffin from family guy when he laughs. Nusser will do you as many favors as you need but with a little bit of complaining. he would say stuff like " no man sorry i cant do it ". but once you ask him nicely and mention words like "please" Nusser is all yours!!. Nuseer is a great DJ that can make you listen to him mixing tracks all night long. Nusser's dream is to DJ in front of the largest crowd in the whole world and make them listen to what he's got. Nusser is a very clean and organized person. Nusser ditches early morning classes like no one.
It is 3 am..
Baraa: Nusser man can you walk with me to McDonald's I'm really hungry and i cant sleep if i don't eat you know that.
Nusser:(shouting) no way man it is 3 am and i had a really long day I'm really tired go by yourself.
Baraa: please man !!
Nusser: oh whatever man.. lets just go.
Baraa: Nusser man can you walk with me to McDonald's I'm really hungry and i cant sleep if i don't eat you know that.
Nusser:(shouting) no way man it is 3 am and i had a really long day I'm really tired go by yourself.
Baraa: please man !!
Nusser: oh whatever man.. lets just go.
Nusser by Barbourita July 1, 2009
Related Words
Nussed • nessed • nussel • nused • Nurseda • NurseDiesel • Nursed the wood • nushed • nussdorf • nusse
Nursed the wood
nursing the wood means when you're rolling up your medical marijauna in a backwood, it comes out nice and fat with no flaws.
Nursed the wood by Boonmckaw March 9, 2015
dick-nursed
When an individual is nourished by a dick as opposed to a breast. Usually administered by the father or other parental figure in the individuals life since birth. Usually performed by holding the individual upside down.
"Willingham wouldn't stop his fussing last night until he was dick-nursed. You'd think after 29 years we'd be able to wean him off it but he just won't give it up. We tried goats milk but he wasn't having it. He's got a taste for the baby batter."
dick-nursed by pedopetey July 2, 2014
Nussenzwagger
1. /noun/ An alcoholic beverage that (due to a small amount of mercury and lead) changes from color to color while you drink it. The immediate affect of the drink is a sudden dream-like high. Can be described as a a truly psychedelic experience. Unfortunately, side affects include "hippie" hallucinations, serious and sudden tremors of the body, and on occasion breaking out into Lady Gaga dance moves as well as songs.
Note: There is a slight chance of permanently altering your central nervous system (a.k.a your brain)...but in a blind test put out by the NIH only 7/10 people had this problem. So take your chance and be one of the lucky 30%...actually no, 20% (the other 10% sort of...."moved on" if you no what i mean, they will be deeply missed).
Note: There is a slight chance of permanently altering your central nervous system (a.k.a your brain)...but in a blind test put out by the NIH only 7/10 people had this problem. So take your chance and be one of the lucky 30%...actually no, 20% (the other 10% sort of...."moved on" if you no what i mean, they will be deeply missed).
Nussenzwagger by ilovetheevent November 2, 2010
Nusted Butt
When your giving it to her up the bootyhole and you cum then pull out and what looks like a pink sock comes out and drools light brown liquid
Also can be used to reference a persons looks
Also can be used to reference a persons looks
1.Anne: Aww Jim You gave me a Nusted Butt!!
Jim: *Gag* ANNE WHAT IN THE FUCK!!
2. Person 1:Yo you didnt go home with that chick last night did you?
Person 2: yeah why?
Person 1: ahhh dude!!!! she looked like a "Nusted Butt"!
Anne: Well you did it Jim Jeez!
Jim: *Gag* ANNE WHAT IN THE FUCK!!
2. Person 1:Yo you didnt go home with that chick last night did you?
Person 2: yeah why?
Person 1: ahhh dude!!!! she looked like a "Nusted Butt"!
Anne: Well you did it Jim Jeez!
Nusted Butt by ArronNight December 12, 2019
nushed
nushed by anushka edward January 14, 2010
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.