Nussed 

To be spaced out or not paying attention

Dude look at john hes totally nussed

Nussed by ol ab May 4, 2009

Nusser 

Someone who you know and you can have fun with most of the time.Nusser is a person who you can talk to when you have issues and will always give you strange solutions for them.. but they seem to always work. Nusser is very loud when he talks that some people think hes shouting at them when hes talking to them but hes not.. and keeps on denying that he is. Nusser sounds like Peter Griffin from family guy when he laughs. Nusser will do you as many favors as you need but with a little bit of complaining. he would say stuff like " no man sorry i cant do it ". but once you ask him nicely and mention words like "please" Nusser is all yours!!. Nuseer is a great DJ that can make you listen to him mixing tracks all night long. Nusser's dream is to DJ in front of the largest crowd in the whole world and make them listen to what he's got. Nusser is a very clean and organized person. Nusser ditches early morning classes like no one.

It is 3 am..

Baraa: Nusser man can you walk with me to McDonald's I'm really hungry and i cant sleep if i don't eat you know that.

Nusser:(shouting) no way man it is 3 am and i had a really long day I'm really tired go by yourself.

Baraa: please man !!

Nusser: oh whatever man.. lets just go.

Nusser by Barbourita July 1, 2009

Nursed the wood 

nursing the wood means when you're rolling up your medical marijauna in a backwood, it comes out nice and fat with no flaws.

My homie Ollie just nursed the wood yo!

Nursed the wood by Boonmckaw March 9, 2015

dick-nursed 

When an individual is nourished by a dick as opposed to a breast. Usually administered by the father or other parental figure in the individuals life since birth. Usually performed by holding the individual upside down.

"Willingham wouldn't stop his fussing last night until he was dick-nursed. You'd think after 29 years we'd be able to wean him off it but he just won't give it up. We tried goats milk but he wasn't having it. He's got a taste for the baby batter."

dick-nursed by pedopetey July 2, 2014

Nussenzwagger 

1. /noun/ An alcoholic beverage that (due to a small amount of mercury and lead) changes from color to color while you drink it. The immediate affect of the drink is a sudden dream-like high. Can be described as a a truly psychedelic experience. Unfortunately, side affects include "hippie" hallucinations, serious and sudden tremors of the body, and on occasion breaking out into Lady Gaga dance moves as well as songs.

Note: There is a slight chance of permanently altering your central nervous system (a.k.a your brain)...but in a blind test put out by the NIH only 7/10 people had this problem. So take your chance and be one of the lucky 30%...actually no, 20% (the other 10% sort of...."moved on" if you no what i mean, they will be deeply missed).

Dude 1: "Hey man, can i have 2 Nussenzwaggers?"

Dude 2: "Sure. Happy suicide."

Dude 1: "You know it!"

Nussenzwagger by ilovetheevent November 2, 2010

Nusted Butt 

When your giving it to her up the bootyhole and you cum then pull out and what looks like a pink sock comes out and drools light brown liquid
Also can be used to reference a persons looks

1.Anne: Aww Jim You gave me a Nusted Butt!!

Jim: *Gag* ANNE WHAT IN THE FUCK!!

2. Person 1:Yo you didnt go home with that chick last night did you?
Person 2: yeah why?
Person 1: ahhh dude!!!! she looked like a "Nusted Butt"!

Anne: Well you did it Jim Jeez!

Nusted Butt by ArronNight December 12, 2019

nushed 

fanning your balls while dreaming of frogs

edward nushed himself today

nushed by anushka edward January 14, 2010