nuke

to microwave something, usually food...or AOL CDs

Man, I need to nuke some fri'ken (fried chicken)!

Let's nuke AOL!YAY!

by shinobi kiwi April 7, 2005

Nuked

Equivalent to strong, jacked, swoll, yolked, etc.

"Dude, there was this guy at the gym yesterday, who was totally nuked."

by FirePenguinDiscoPanda March 11, 2014

nuke

a nuclear bomb chances are if you see one in real life, its probably gonna be the last thing you'll ever see

Bob: hey bill whats that in the sky

bill: i don't kno- *nuke explodes in mid-air instantly vaporizing bob and bill*

by instantdeath July 27, 2009

Nuke

A hook-up that is so intense, it's of nuclear proportions.

Variations: Nuke it out; Nukin'

Caking, smashing, nailing, boning, etc. all have similar meanings, but none can match the intensity level associated with "nuking."

Paul: "Bro, did you ever end up gettin' with that bitch last night?"
Dan: "Dude. We nuked it out for the longest time, it was unbelievable. I'm gonna try and nuke her again later tonight..."
Paul: "Shit, man...I saw you guys cakin' it but I didn't think you'd actually nuke her."

by garhcSD January 17, 2011

nuking

A very windy day, blowing snow, etc.

Lets hit the water, its totally nuking out.

The storm is nuking today.

The mountain is terrible, its nuking

by Brandon Gass February 5, 2009

nuke it

to heat food in the microwave

"grab some tv dinner in the freezer and nuke it before you eat it"

by jveezy23 October 11, 2007

Nuke

Same concept as a hand grenade except these chicks are far worse, and much more disgusting. It is recommended to abort any attempts to associate with any groups of chicks that contain a nuke, since "jumping" on it will not save your friends. It is also highly recommended to evacuate the establishment if a nuke has been discovered as they are highly destructive.

gentlemen #1: "Oh shit, you see that chick over there?"
gentlemen #2 "You mean that grenade?"
gentlemen #1: "That aint no grenade, that's a damn nuke."
gentlemen #2: "Shit, lets get the fuck out of here before that shit goes off."

by Eazy Money 75 August 26, 2010