Nubey

A baby noob.

Aw, look at the little nubey play Halo.

Nubey by Democius May 30, 2009

Nubfy 

Pretty much as nooby as one can get. A Nubfy is more than just a nub. It is more than a noob, newb, n00b, etc. It is something beyond anything in the Universe. It is, the ultimatum of all nubs.

Cryonub: DAMN that guy mastered the nub form! He's a Nubfy!
Nubrin_: Wow, this Nubfy is almost as nooby as I am.

Nubfy by _Cryogen September 10, 2016

nubytes 

synonym for minutes, only happens when your right hand is one key too far to the left of home row

"This download only has 15 nubytes left then it's wank city"

nubytes by musashi-X September 12, 2006

Nuberty

A stage in life in which a normal person undergoes the initial changes that will eventually lead to nubhood or their coming into nubhood. Similar to Puberty only it tends to work in reverse, they become weaker, less coordinated and ultimately suck at life, thus they become a nub.

He was such a cool guy, athletic and smart, then all of a sudden he lost 30 pounds and started sucking at Halo... he must be going through Nuberty or something.

Nuberty by Honest Justice May 31, 2006

The Nubby Effect

The Nubby Effect simply means that someone who is gay/ pro LGBTQ+ will project their views onto you until you are just like them. Engulfing one into a system of beliefs that makes you bisexual or gay in any manner.

Nubby and JJ broke up months ago, now she is a bisexual goth girl who can simply be acquainted with weed. This is a prime example of how The Nubby Effect can change someone in a matter of a couple of months.

The Nubby Effect by justthefacts_luhmao January 20, 2021

Nuey'd 

To miss an event you either planned or said you would attend

Justin told all his friends about rafting but slept in and Nuey'd them.

Nuey'd by Reefypoopoo August 25, 2008

Nubby Nubberton 

One who has gone beyond all levels of the art of nub, even past nub cake. May also be described as "The Mayor of Nubville"
or "Govna Nub"

Oh my god, look at that tortoise-armed kid he is such a nubby nubberton.

You know if there was a state of nub, you'd be the govna! Govna Nub!

Nubby Nubberton by Not Nubby February 21, 2009