1. NOTCH A person you have slept with and have no intentions of a relationship with, but you lie about loving them, wanting them, etc. just to keep sleeping with them.

2. A notch is a person who has slept with a lot of people and has nothing to show for it. They are not in a relationship and occasionally get the "notch" call to meet and have sex, but under the false pretense of romance and relationship.
I called up this girl I used to date and told her a bunch of mess about how I missed her and wanted to see her; just so I could hit. She's just a notch, nothing special.
by nlodge2u March 21, 2010
Top Definition
Notch: Another word for Jesus.
Anyone who play minecraft know him.
Hey look, notch joined our server!
by Oxysoft December 12, 2010
A notch is a piece of eyebrow missing due to a razor.
How it occurs:
1. Person A makes a boast about something they will due
2. Person B says "notch"
3. Person A must then do the thing that they boasted about or else Person B will get to take a piece of their eyebrow
Person A: I'm going to go climb the CN Tower now
Person B: Notch
Person A: Crap, it was just a joke
Person B grabs a razor
by :)jwood(: March 28, 2015
(Verb) To inadvertently DDoS attack a website due to sudden interest, often caused by a reccomendation from someone with many online followers or fans.

Coined on the 26th August 2011, when popular indie games developer Notch (Markus Persson) directed his 300,000 or so twitter followers to visit the website of Grimrock, another indie game, almost immediately crashing it.
Notch: Check out this awesome game! *trollface*

Me: Man, that website is gonna get Notched.
by TwelveNinetySix August 26, 2011
Hot, particularly good looking, dank
Did you see how notch that guy was?
by Notchy August 12, 2013
A notch is a very unspecific unit of measurement.
Hey, Jacob, that wall is three Notches high. " "Yeah, but this book is like six Notches thick.
by Kaylee Hofstetter June 08, 2010
Something being of good quality. As in Top Notch
That game was notch
by luckymeister December 28, 2013
a frick (the awkward from of frack which is good)
Minecraft player 1: "notch is sooooo cool! what a frack!"
Me: "hes a frick"
by therealMrsMalik July 01, 2013
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