A person who is intellectual, funny, pretty, social, including and HOT at the same time, but still isn't bragging about it. A typical Norwegian is usually tall, blonde and with bright, blue eyes and they are heavy eaters. They can drink and party like no one else on the planet, and in their spare time they are fishing, hunting moose or polar bears, diving in the ocean even though its january and the lake is frozen, they go skiing every fucking day of the year and eat norwegian food like fårikål, kjøttkaker, ribbe or pinnekjøtt. And of course fish. (which we catch from the norwegian rivers with our bare hands and bite off the head with our extremely strong norwegian teeth)
"Look dad, who is that man who just killed a polar bear with his bare hands?"
"OH SHIT! He must be a Norwegian!!!"
"Hey, why are you eating my hotdog?"
"Because you're eating too slow. Now shut the fuck up"
"Oh, I almost forgot. You're a Norwegian!"
American:" why the hell are you wearing a t-shirt in the middle of the winter?"
Norwegian:" Because where I come from, this is the average summer temperature"
"OH SHIT! He must be a Norwegian!!!"
"Hey, why are you eating my hotdog?"
"Because you're eating too slow. Now shut the fuck up"
"Oh, I almost forgot. You're a Norwegian!"
American:" why the hell are you wearing a t-shirt in the middle of the winter?"
Norwegian:" Because where I come from, this is the average summer temperature"
by TheViking000 September 24, 2009
Smart and Loyal people who have a record of living longer than any other Nationality on Earth.
Here are some other things Norwegians have accomplished:
1. 12% of Norwegians in America are Medicine Workers
2. 15.9% of Norwegians in America are Scientists
3. 23.4% of Norwegians in America are Medical Workers
4. 14% of Norwegians in America are Lawyers
5. 25% of Norwegians in America are Dental Teachers
Norwegians are good and hard Workers.
Here are some other things Norwegians have accomplished:
1. 12% of Norwegians in America are Medicine Workers
2. 15.9% of Norwegians in America are Scientists
3. 23.4% of Norwegians in America are Medical Workers
4. 14% of Norwegians in America are Lawyers
5. 25% of Norwegians in America are Dental Teachers
Norwegians are good and hard Workers.
by Leo Bjorn September 15, 2007
A greedy person from North-West Europe, a person who is always anger though he/she has everything in his life, a country were if you aint blonde and not speaking Norwegian language seen as invading allien. A place were you are judged directly by your Origin, but not character.
Oil is only Industry that brings huge cash flow,everyone worries the hydrogen discovery could led to severe economy decline.
loool norwegians thing u came to steal or drink their Oil.
a place were u can get new girlfriend every other weekend.
A place were dog is spended 10$ a day comaparing to Ethiopian worker who earns under 1$ or nothing until starv to death.
Oil is only Industry that brings huge cash flow,everyone worries the hydrogen discovery could led to severe economy decline.
loool norwegians thing u came to steal or drink their Oil.
a place were u can get new girlfriend every other weekend.
A place were dog is spended 10$ a day comaparing to Ethiopian worker who earns under 1$ or nothing until starv to death.
Norwegians have no sence of humour, though gracious, the day god created humour and funn they wasnt their.
a place were everyone is alone and depressed due to selfish though gracious.
a place were everyone is alone and depressed due to selfish though gracious.
by Erickson1290 May 31, 2006
the goddamn illest nationality on the planet. norway beats all ya trumps. where you can see all the tall blond woman and once u come back to america u c all the dirty fat chix and whatever you see em do.
by owen. October 28, 2007
Norwegian is the language of the mighty vikings of norway.
Also used to describe an incredible cool guy, especially a helmersen.
Also used to describe an incredible cool guy, especially a helmersen.
- What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
- What?
- What country you from?
- Norway!
- Norway ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak Norwegian in Norway?
- What?
- ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?
- Yes!
- What?
- What country you from?
- Norway!
- Norway ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak Norwegian in Norway?
- What?
- ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?
- Yes!
by HeffaLaffen May 11, 2007
by MissCH December 23, 2009
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