Norwegian's lunchbox

A particularly foul smelling vagina

"Well Mick, I pulled her pants down and was nearly sick. She was fishier than a norwegian's lunchbox!"
"Well Paddy, she is dead"

Norwegian's lunchbox by Shasta McScumbag September 9, 2016

Stir the Norwegian's porridge 

To insert unnecessary chaos into a situation. To escalate matters. To absolutely wreck someone's entire world possibly forever.

Fred: Just don't mention her ex-boyfriend when you talk to her. You'll just stir the Norwegian's porridge.

Jake: Got it. The last thing I want to do is to make a scene.

Stir the Norwegian's porridge by benlulz January 23, 2021

Norwegian Bird’s Nest

Requirements: Obese Woman, Eggs, and Male.

A Norwegian Bird’s Nest is when you fuck a short stubby fat chicks rolls, cum in them, then crack an egg and eat it out.

Origins: A Norwegian Bird’s Nest is defined after the nests that many birds leave on the side of cliffs.

Man that chick is so fat I could pop a Norwegian Bird’s Nest on that hoe.

Norwegian Bird’s Nest by Wtfsir October 31, 2025

Norwegian Swirl 

It is a game (or art form) invented at Brock University, DeCew Residence. It involves 3 individuals, a pusher, a sitter and a rider. The pusher is none specified , the sitter must be male, and the rider must be female. The sitter sits in an office chair, while the pusher spins the office chair in a counter-clockwise direction. The sitter must be wearing a Batman mask. The rider climbs to the highest point in the room. The rider leaps, in a spread eagle position, at the sitters pelvis. This game is played in the nude. If coitus is achieved, it is known as going to the bat cave.

Liam has obtained many V-Cards from doing the Norwegian Swirl.

Norwegian Swirl by The one and only Badger September 19, 2013

Norwegian Spud 

A rare species of potato, found by the florist Dr Spud, the first of the spud family. There is only one case of this known to mankind, called Ninki. She lives among us in the society of the North Shore Private schools. She has an incredibly boring life and you cant help but feel sorry for her, and her addiction to books. As evident in the script below, she can be overdramatic and hypercritical.

Sara: Hi I’m Sara and along with my fellow host Becksi, we’ll be hosting NINKI IS THE BEST today.
Becksi: Hey everyone!
Sara: Today, we’ll be interviewing none other than THE NORWEGIAN SPUD
(wild cheers and applause - enter Ninki, waving humbly)
Ninki: Thank you!

Becksi: how are you?
Ninki: Oh, splendid darling!
Sara: Well, that’s really pretty...
Ninki: Aww shucks.
Sara: Pretty ugly!!
Becksi: Sara!
Sara: lol sorry, You’re pretty
Ninki: Am I really?
Sara: ….Yeah?
Ninki: Or are you just stringing me along?
Sara: NO!! I would never-
Ninki: You already did your damage. Too little too late
Sara: Ninki-
Ninki: Save your words for court! When we fight for custody!
Sara: I have a son?
Ninki: no, I have a daughter! And it’s not yours
Sara: WHAT?
Becksi: It’s mine
Sara: I don’t understand
Ninki: That’s right it’s becksi’s, but I’ll fight you in court. And there’s nothing you can do about it.
Sara: ha
Ninki: What? Why dost thou laugh so?
Sara: I find it strange, typical or perhaps hypercritical…
Ninki: What?
Sara: You blame me for stringing you along and yet here you stand
Ninki: I’m sorry
Sara: Too late, I have cancer. I have one month left to live
Ninki: Then lets spend this last month together
Sara: No, I’ll spend it with Becksi, my one true love
Becksi: That’s right b*tch
(Becksi and Sara walk out, arm in arm. Ninki splutters in the background)
Ninki: but I’m the norwegian spud
(Has a heart attack)
(Dies)
THE END

Norwegian Spud by rfjiownfvorbvujsbre November 29, 2018

Norwegian Sawhorse 

A Norwegian Sawhorse is a term used to describe a male whose penis has been gnawed off by either a homosexual male or heterosexual female. The homosexual male or heterosexual female whom performed the Norwegian Sawhorse frequently ingest the blood from the penal area, gargling it in their mouth, and then making a neighing sound. It often results in extreme loss of blood from the penal area, as well as detaching part of the penis.

Frank: Hey Bill, do you want to go get a little practice in at the bowling alley?

Bill: Nope, sorry, I can't. Last night my boyfriend gave me a Norwegian Sawhorse and I can hardly walk today. Do you have any triple antibiotic ointment I could borrow?

Norwegian Sawhorse by Javarris Jamar Javarison-Lamar December 3, 2013

norwegian sunglasses 

When Your girlfriend gives you a BJ while being upside down, so your balls cover her eyes...!

..damn, we were having quality time and then I decided it was time for here to wear Norwegian sunglasses; she was upside Down and giving me a BJ and my balls covered her eyes!

norwegian sunglasses by Pacmania4ever July 21, 2014