greatest country ever, i place where i wish i lived..
i would live in norway and get laid by hot chicks if i wasnt living in LA..
by some pussy eatr July 11, 2008
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1. Award wining country design by Slartibartfast.
2. Location of the German secret weapons facility in return to castle wolfensthein.
3. The real life version Hoth from star wars.
4. Location of hamerfest-base: the last levels in C&C Tiberian sun.
5. a Mecca for terrorists who want protection and a comfortable life
1. Norway, isn’t that the country Slartibartfast won that fjord award for.
2. Your mission is to infiltrate the German secret weapons facility in norway
3. Wow Norway is really as could as Hoth
4. NOD has attack the hamerfest-base in Norway
5. -Immigration authority: what is your occupation
-Mullah Krekar: I am a terrorist leader.
- Immigration authority: well in that case I guess you need protection and a free lawyer then.
by slicer May 18, 2004
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NORWAY! only the best place ever. home to blondes, lots of snow, fjords, FISH, shitty scandinavian rap, a language that is hard for the american native to speak/understad but who cares americans are lame anyway, fish, some swedes, and mostly FISH! only the best country ever. go there or..else?
hey what are you doing today
i'm going fishing
oh right you're from norway.
by ichliebenorge May 28, 2005
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the best contry ever, and the richest one, and the contry with the best babes!
-wow! what is that?
-it's Norway!
-ah, coooool!!!!!!!!
by Z April 9, 2005
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Home of "helnorsk svartmetall!"
Home of "True Norwegian Black Metal!"

The birthplace of many Black Metal bands such as Immortal, Emperor, Dimmu Borgir, Mayhem, Darkthrone, Massemord, such and such!!
I love Darkthrone.
I love Immortal.
They are so cool.
by Ihsahn December 5, 2004
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The most awesome place in the world! Kick-ass scenry and hottest babes you can find! Norwiegans are as nice as Minnesotans, as badass as californians, and as thin as Coloradians.
GUY1- The US economy is colapsing! What do we do!?

GUY2- Go to Norway! duh!

GUY1- Ohh...yeah why didnt i think of that?

GUY2- Because you voted for Obama, idiot!
by istalkforcashsucks December 2, 2009
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You can always tell a Norwegian, but you can't tell them much
by brahmabull May 17, 2007
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