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Northern IT contractors operating south of the Watford Gap; often attempting to fraternise with local female population; humourous;prone to slagging from work colleagues
Simon Thomas; Chris Ibbetson
by Bruce Bourke July 10, 2003
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Any chap that ties a rubber rooster from his belt loop so that it hangs below his knees......
First time I seen a Northern monkey I didn't know if I should laugh, cry, kick the thing or just say hi to the chap. So I just bought him a beer then left; they must be a rare breed also for I have'nt seen another.......
by G.T. February 24, 2004
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See D. Appleton
by BB September 18, 2003
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Anyone living north of the watford gap, probably poor, speaks with a funny accent.

Dull whitted
Brad, york8ball, elbeer, onimi, dynamite, jay, Big_Poppa
by ProfessorPool September 18, 2003
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A bloke from Grimsby who sniffs fish all day.
Nickos the fish sniffer.
by Dezza July 18, 2003
10 20
Anyone from up north that has a silly name like KEEDA, and thinks they are hard but are really soft as a chocolate fire guard!
Keeda is a Northern Monkey xXx
by Sparky February 02, 2004
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guy from Whitby who works in London so thinks he isnt a northern monkey
Steve Helm
by Anonymous April 02, 2003
6 21