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A place right across the potomac from Washington D.C. Home to the C.I.A and where most of the really wealthy senators, politicians and high government officials live.

Northern Virginia (and the D.C. area) are home to some of the most competitive, elite and exclusive preparatory schools in the country (see: NCS, St Stephens St Agnes, St Albans, Holton, Madeira, Woodberry and Sidwell) Northern Virginia is among one of the richest counties in the country and is one of the areas of the highest expense to live as well.

However, Northern Virginia ranges from poor and full of immigrants (South Arlington... Arlington for the most part) to haunts of the fabulously wealthy (Great Falls, Langley, McLean, Falls Church, Northern Arlington, Alexandria and Middleburg).

Northern Virginia is in no way Southern, though some southern people live there... the rich ones of course. Northern Virginia is, however, slower and friendlier than NYC, making New Yorkers hate NoVAers because they get the best of both worlds.

NoVAers like to complain about how there's nothing to do when the nation's capitol is a 10 minutes drive away. They also are amused about how afraid everyone was of the sniper and when relatives come to visit and are actually interested in D.C. The traffic is awful and the drivers are really uptight and agressive. It takes 15 minutes to drive 7 miles and people honk the horn if you don't peel out the *second* the light turns green.
NoVA1: Omg, so I went to South Carolina and I went to McDonalds because I was desperate for a drink and the people there spoke ENGLISH!!!
NoVA2: WTF!!!! WERE THEY LIKE... WHITE???

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NYC chick: OMG THE DRIVERS DOWN HERE ARE FUCKING CRAZY!!

NoVAer: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FIND THE GAS PETAL RETARD.
by firefly212 June 11, 2005
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I don't get why all these stupid southern Virginians think were all rich and shit. Ive lived here all my life and there are gangs and ghettos. The only really rich place is great falls and everybody hates people who live there because they are rich and snobby but that's only a very small part of northern virginia.
stereotypical southern Virginian:Go to hell you stupid rich northern Virginian

northern Virginian(only slightly stereotypical):oh so I should go to southern virginia then.
by North VA! April 06, 2011
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NOVA or Northern Virginia are the suburbs of Washington D.C. Some of the richest counties in the United States. Anybody in Loudoun, Prince William. Fairfax and Arlington county are considered from NOVA. When asked where they are from they always respond "Northern Virginia, right outside of D.C." instead of Virginia. Disaffiliates themselves from Southern Virginia
"Where are you from?"
"Northern Virginia, right outside D.C."
by Northern Virginian YES May 02, 2010
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Northern VA: The un-ghetto side (besides DC)

Southern VA: Ghetto side: Richmond, Norfolk, Bad news, P-town, VA Beach
by rondelle January 19, 2005
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The northernmost area of of Virginia, home to well-to-do and overall classy people. Known for being more liberal than the rest of the state, and also for identifying more with its bordering northern states. Made up of the counties/cities of Arlington, Fairfax, and Falls Church.

"Southern" Virginians like to hate on Northern Virginians because they think we're "pretentious", etc.

These people are just jealous.
Person 1: I live in Falls Church.
Person 2: Ugh, another uppity Northern Virginia bitch. The 757 is so much more fly, yo!
Person 1: You just keep thinking that...
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Its so funny how people from there don't know the truth about Northern Virginia they claim there everyone from Southern Virginia are rednecks and poor. Actually Hampton roads is one of the riches region the united state it out beats Fairfax Loundon and all them So called rich counties our houses are bigger and on water front property they want to be like us so bad there houses are like small plantation homes Modeled from the houses in Richmond and Williamsburg lol. Also government offices like the CIA where moved to southern VA (Richmond) and there military orders come from Hampton roads so really you guys have no right to brag because people down in southern VA have government jobs too. and more people come down here to do businesses because we have a better location tourist and stuff. the only thing you guys pay are our beach's its so funny how you guys can talk shit but come play on our beaches GO BACK TO YOUR UPPITY SO CALLED RICH AREA AND FIND SOME BEACHES UP THERE SINCE WERE SO BAD. THE WHOLE STATE HATES YOU GUYS YOU MITE AS WELL BECOME A PART OF MARYLAND OR JUST BECOME AN INDEPENDENT STATE SINCE YOU GUYS ARE SO RICH.
Why do people from Northern Virginia hate on people from Southern Virginia?

Because they want to be like us look at their homes they're modeled like ours but 3 times as smaller as we live in a 7 bedroom home they live in like a 3 lol.
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The assholes who think they're too good for PG County, but spend a lot of time driving through here.
That fucking northern Virginia asshole just cut me off I their Nissan maxilmata.
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