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n. a fart of the silent variety; see also noobinan

synonym - SBD (silent but deadly);piper
Man 1: "Aww! What's that smell?!"
Man 2: "Noobin!"
noobin by Beef Jerkin April 18, 2004
A certain person who acts like they’re going to end a toxic relationship but jumps back into it straight after
Hey did you hear that max is being as absolute noobin and is dating Jess again
Noobin by Noobskin101 November 13, 2019

noobin it off 

1.The art that all noobs possess. The art of being a total complete noob, and looking like a fool to anyone else.
2.In private servers on Ragnarok Online, noobin it off would be when all the ppl on the server are novices.
Yo! Were noobin it off! *joins stream of novices*
noobin it off by Shikamaru October 1, 2005

Knee Nooking 

to sensually message the crease in the back of the knee with tongue, finger, phallus, or other phallus like object
He was knee nooking me so hard I couldn't walk the next day.
Knee Nooking by Eyeball_licker69 December 3, 2014

noobling 

A young or baby noob. These diminutive creatures tend to hang around in groups, so be careful if you accidentally prise one away from its habitat; its fellow nooblings will come after you shouting a torrent of abuse in Noobish.
Noobling1: phr33 money pl0z
Noobling2: pls gif me phr33 st00f im new 2 dis game!!111
You: No, go away
Noobling1: omg rep0rted!!
Noobling2: racist!
Noobling3: reprorted
Noobling4: ima follow u untilz u gif us fre stufzorz
noobling by Moist_Sponge December 3, 2010
The thing you do to keep people engaged in a conversation, but usually used to display that you are actively listening to what they are saying.
I'll tell you the secret to making the other person feel like you are listening to them and are interested in what they are saying... It's Nooding. You can get anywhere in life from this tip!

LOL really? It's that simple?

Yes, duh, that's how I got you engaged in this convo lel
nooding by Meeep ^^ October 22, 2015