Noob Batter 

A person who has yet to even play the game (or know the title of the game). This is followed by Noob Cake. By which when the game is over, they will turn into a cake because of the extreme heat of the pwnage they endure.

"Are you sure you know hoe to play you fuckin' Noob Batter."

Noob Batter by Hoasty January 25, 2009

noobeatter 

Cock = HUGE

i wish i had a noobeatter

noobeatter by chillpill9623 November 24, 2011