Nolt 

A combination of a Nord and a Bolt, formed by the mating of a Nord female and a Bolt male, thereby producing an offspring, which may be called a "Nolt."

A Nord and a Bolt just went through a mating ritual. Soon there will be a Nolt.

Nolt by daniel.bolt February 1, 2009

nolt 

Misspelling of nowt meaning nothing, zero

1) Lucy "What are you doing?"
Katie "nolt"

2) Bob "What's up?"
John "nolt, dm"

nothing nowt zero

nolt by 666Kane July 19, 2011

nick nolted 

drinking and driving to deal with the bullshit

Rob- how was work yesterday?
Mike- terrible, I labored with three new guys that didnt know shit 'bout shit. I had to get Nick Nolted on the way home.

nick nolted by Tony Oats December 20, 2006

Nick Nolteed 

Intoxicated to the point where all self-recognition is lost and one wakes up with fewer friends.

Wow, Hogan* was so Nick Nolteed last night he tried to kiss Kelly* and pissed his pants. He woke up beside Paris Hogan* with a toliet paper roll in his ass...

Nick Nolteed by Lucy Lawless March 24, 2007

Nick Nolte Effect 

This effect occurs when graying men decide to grow their hair to shoulder length and on occasion grow out their beard. Commonly these men have a love for Hawaiian shirts and making comedies with Eddie Murphy.

The Nick Nolte effect really took its toll on our bus driver.

Nick Nolte Effect by Surprised Kid November 21, 2010

Nick Nolte 

A pro-skater from Virginia Beach, Virginia.

He is sponsored by DeeZel, Sole Brothers, NHS, Independent, Type-S, and Bones.

Nick Nolte also plays a lot of XBox Live. His gamertag is XxFALLENxX SN .

He plays Halo 3, Skate 2, and Forza 2.

Did you see Nick Nolte at that contest the other day?? He pulled a Nollie Big Back Tail like it was nothin!! Totally stomped the competition.

Nick Nolte by SaInT ShOwTiMe June 28, 2009

NOLTE 

(1) The state in which one finds himself after an period of intense, protracted drunkenness, often characterized by multiple days and nights without eating or sleeping indoors;

(2) A condition of inebriation only ever reached by American screen actor Nick Nolte, as depicted in the timeless "Nick Nolte Mug Shot" of September 11, 2002;

(3) To be crunked while coated with a thick layer of duckbutter.

"Dude -- Happy Birthday!! Do you want to do some shot-skis!!??"

"Oh my God dude, Yes! The last time I did those I woke up totally NOLTE in the alley the next day, completely naked!"


"So I heard you guys took a trip last year to Vegas!?"

"Oh my God, it was Nolte from the beginning!!?"


"How did last night wind up??!"

"No idea dude. I was Nolte from dinner on!! I just remember waking up on the couch completely naked, with no idea what time or day it was!"

NOLTE by Gerald789 February 13, 2009