(1) The state in which one finds himself after an period of intense, protracted drunkenness, often characterized by multiple days and nights without eating or sleeping indoors;

(2) A condition of inebriation only ever reached by American screen actor Nick Nolte, as depicted in the timeless "Nick Nolte Mug Shot" of September 11, 2002;

(3) To be crunked while coated with a thick layer of duckbutter.
"Dude -- Happy Birthday!! Do you want to do some shot-skis!!??"

"Oh my God dude, Yes! The last time I did those I woke up totally NOLTE in the alley the next day, completely naked!"


"So I heard you guys took a trip last year to Vegas!?"

"Oh my God, it was Nolte from the beginning!!?"


"How did last night wind up??!"

"No idea dude. I was Nolte from dinner on!! I just remember waking up on the couch completely naked, with no idea what time or day it was!"
by Gerald789 February 14, 2009
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A combination of a Nord and a Bolt, formed by the mating of a Nord female and a Bolt male, thereby producing an offspring, which may be called a "Nolt."
A Nord and a Bolt just went through a mating ritual. Soon there will be a Nolt.
by daniel.bolt February 1, 2009
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rocker, biker, homo wishing to suck a small penis

he's a nolte.
by Urbanburban September 26, 2008
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Misspelling of nowt meaning nothing, zero
1) Lucy "What are you doing?"
Katie "nolt"

2) Bob "What's up?"
John "nolt, dm"

nothing nowt zero
by 666Kane July 19, 2011
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Rob- how was work yesterday?
Mike- terrible, I labored with three new guys that didnt know shit 'bout shit. I had to get Nick Nolted on the way home.
by Tony Oats December 10, 2006
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A pro-skater from Virginia Beach, Virginia.

He is sponsored by DeeZel, Sole Brothers, NHS, Independent, Type-S, and Bones.

Nick Nolte also plays a lot of XBox Live. His gamertag is XxFALLENxX SN .

He plays Halo 3, Skate 2, and Forza 2.
Did you see Nick Nolte at that contest the other day?? He pulled a Nollie Big Back Tail like it was nothin!! Totally stomped the competition.
by SaInT ShOwTiMe June 28, 2009
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1. A male Hollywood actor. 2. Used to describe a man or woman that has ravaged their looks from excessive smoking of cigarettes And/Or Meth.
My sister set me up on a blind date, but this chick was a Nick Nolte. She was younger then me but her face was nasty!
by the2ndflood February 15, 2008
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