2 definitions by Gerald789
(1) To intentionally copulate a member of the opposite sex who is both married and obese without expectation of reciprocation.
(2) To disprove a suspected prinny or flatspot.
(2) To disprove a suspected prinny or flatspot.
"Dude what happened last night with that married cow you brought over?"
"Oh, nothing really. We hung out for a while, I made sure she was satisfied, and we went to sleep."
"Oh man! You FWPed the shit out of her!!"
"Oh, nothing really. We hung out for a while, I made sure she was satisfied, and we went to sleep."
"Oh man! You FWPed the shit out of her!!"
by Gerald789 January 13, 2009
(1) The state in which one finds himself after an period of intense, protracted drunkenness, often characterized by multiple days and nights without eating or sleeping indoors;
(2) A condition of inebriation only ever reached by American screen actor Nick Nolte, as depicted in the timeless "Nick Nolte Mug Shot" of September 11, 2002;
(3) To be crunked while coated with a thick layer of duckbutter.
(2) A condition of inebriation only ever reached by American screen actor Nick Nolte, as depicted in the timeless "Nick Nolte Mug Shot" of September 11, 2002;
(3) To be crunked while coated with a thick layer of duckbutter.
"Dude -- Happy Birthday!! Do you want to do some shot-skis!!??"
"Oh my God dude, Yes! The last time I did those I woke up totally NOLTE in the alley the next day, completely naked!"
"So I heard you guys took a trip last year to Vegas!?"
"Oh my God, it was Nolte from the beginning!!?"
"How did last night wind up??!"
"No idea dude. I was Nolte from dinner on!! I just remember waking up on the couch completely naked, with no idea what time or day it was!"
"Oh my God dude, Yes! The last time I did those I woke up totally NOLTE in the alley the next day, completely naked!"
"So I heard you guys took a trip last year to Vegas!?"
"Oh my God, it was Nolte from the beginning!!?"
"How did last night wind up??!"
"No idea dude. I was Nolte from dinner on!! I just remember waking up on the couch completely naked, with no idea what time or day it was!"
by Gerald789 February 14, 2009