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Phrase used before one inadvertently says something that sounds stalkerish on Facebook.
Carter: "No stalk but I noticed you changed your quotes on your profile. I love Hunter S Thompson too!"

Jane: Okaaay.
by Maximum Carter February 26, 2010
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A term used to reduce awkwardness or rejection.
Hey, I just saw your baby sister at the mall, no stalk.

Refer to no homo
by Kyle___ April 08, 2010
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