The Pants

A complete loser who has literally no idea he is being made fun of behind his back. A total fool oblivious to anything and everything in life.

Example A
"The Pants won't wear shorts to practice."
"Doesn't he understand that you HAVE to wear shorts?"

Example B
"Hey guys, what's a 'Badonkadonk'?"

by MyMomWontLetMe January 16, 2006

in the pants

1. a random expression used to answer "where"
2.a question to ask when somebody says something u dont care about

1. Fredrick: Where the hell did leave the iron??
Billy: In the pants
2. Martha: I can't beleive i lost my goldfish...
George: In the pants?

by Jeff November 10, 2004

pants

those things covering your lower extremities, that are always chafing and uncomfortable. It's probably best to remove them.

Dude, these pants are constricting! Good thing it's Pantsless Day in the office! Freedom for the pasty flesh!

by ranger bill May 21, 2008

pants

In Canada, it is a codeword of heroin.

Hey man, could you hook me up with some pants?

by Jeffboyo March 30, 2006

pants

Woefully inadequate. Useless. A waste of time and space.

His performance was pants. This is pants.

by Billy Shears April 8, 2005

Panting

When you have desire for something

I'm panting for a drink (I'm so thirsty)

by Collossal July 30, 2016

pants

What I wear on my head to amuse my chums and associates.

"Will sir be wearing his pants on his head today?" - My Butler

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 26, 2003