After a long night of getting ham hocked and consequently defiling a friend's apartment, the accused purchases a box of sympathy donuts in lieu of a formal apology before sneaking out the back door.
KA was quick to purchase a dozen sympathy donuts in order to atone for his use of the ultimate shocker on She-Ka within the airplane bathroom of Navin's apartment the night before.
by Donkey Boner Jr. January 19, 2010
People who thrive on bad news; who always want to be "in on the action" when there is a disaster/tragedy; who try to find any personal connection, no matter how remote, to the current tragedy; and who make things sound more serious/emotional/melodramatic than they really are -- as a way of drawing attention to themselves more than anything else.
Similar to, but more specific than a drama queen. A sympathy whore gravitates towards an event, be it a plane crash, flood, serious illness or the death of someone else.
Different from a drama ho.
Similar to, but more specific than a drama queen. A sympathy whore gravitates towards an event, be it a plane crash, flood, serious illness or the death of someone else.
Different from a drama ho.
"Oh my God! (sob) My brother's best friend's nephew was just killed in a car accident. (sob). It's just so awful...(sob). When is the funeral? (sob) No, I'd never met him, but I need to be there to support my brother. (wail)" -- example of a sympathy whore
by Smilla Jas December 7, 2006
It's the type of sex you have when you pity someone, either because he/she suffered a personal loss or because of his/her puppy eyes.
A: My best friend broke up with his girlfriend. He was devastated, so I went to his house to comfort him.
B: And you had sympathy sex!
B: And you had sympathy sex!
by magister_icl October 27, 2013
by B1gCal June 21, 2010
by chuckhoffmann January 30, 2006
Gina gave me some Sympathy Pussy last night man.
Lucky dog! Why did she finally give it up?
I told her that my mom died last week.
Isn't that your mom over there buying cigarettes?
Yeah man, she fell for my sob story.
Lucky dog! Why did she finally give it up?
I told her that my mom died last week.
Isn't that your mom over there buying cigarettes?
Yeah man, she fell for my sob story.
by Krestena August 29, 2010
Sort of like self pitty, but more like the act of faking to hate oneself and expecting to get peoples sympathy.
Karl: I hate myself i am such a stupid person *thinks that he is smart for sympathy fishing*
Person:no your not you are awesome and smart.
Karl: *evil smile*
Person:no your not you are awesome and smart.
Karl: *evil smile*
by lukadude June 16, 2015