2 definitions by Krestena

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A naiive female that gives some pussy to a man because she falls for his sob story of the day.
Gina gave me some Sympathy Pussy last night man.
Lucky dog! Why did she finally give it up?
I told her that my mom died last week.
Isn't that your mom over there buying cigarettes?
Yeah man, she fell for my sob story.
by Krestena August 28, 2010

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A closeted gay, dirty, smelly unemployed man that lives with his mother. Would rather collect welfare then be a man and work, Usually lacking in the genital area.
Man, get a J.O.B., you don't want to turn into a Florentino.
by Krestena August 28, 2010

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