Sophie Bagozzi and Jered Harper
wow they are so goals
by jharp34 June 18, 2018
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What hairy Portuguese men say while orgasming with beautiful Italian ladies.
DP yelled "GOAL" four times while banging Martina. She is that good.
by Stalex December 6, 2006
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when you explain football to him and he listens quietly, nodding, because hes that polite
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"look, the striker is supposed to score goals, ok? If the keeper fails to catch the ball, its a goal for the others. defence is crucial, ok? you dont leave your door open to strangers, do you?"
by Krkič April 20, 2019
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Jealous person: wow Ryan and Brianna are goals they are playing Fortnite together. Ryan has the best girlfriend ever.
by ilovetacos101 March 20, 2018
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Goals is when you and/or someone else are perfect and people strive for your perfection.
Dude, what is your biggest dream?
To become goals like Elle and Conner.
by Biggy and smalls September 22, 2017
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The riddles probably don’t make sense to him either…
But in my head they are obvious.

Some of it was things I posted to social media, but I had to take a break from social media. Just scrolling through yesterday and things pop up on my feed that go against my dream. Made logical sense to block out what makes me sad… adjusting the dream is not possible.
What a joincidence with the working out lol….

The cartwheel story… well, since I didn’t see it myself, I will say I landed it:) I was out in a public and a little girl did one and asked me if I could. Remembering my youth, I was awesome at them… good thing she didn’t ask about the splits, I may still be on the ground there… that is going to be goal today to practice them:)
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