Nigel'd 

When a male brings home a girl from a club or the nights' events, and upon commencing coitus, the male realizes that the "female" is actually a male as well.

Guy: what happened with you and that chick last night?
Guy 2: Man, i got Nigel'd
Guy: wow that blows

Nigel'd by druzy August 3, 2012

Nigel de Jong 

A Manchester City player known for always trying to injury other football players he is playing against. hes using a tactic where he is trying to be the very innocent guy that would'nt do anything dirty against other footballs players, until the very momment where a leg or 2 is broken

he was known for doing the flying kick under the final worldchampion ship game against spain.

Dude wheres xavi?

hes injuryed

when did that happen?

about 5mins ago.

typical nigel de jong.....

Nigel de Jong by ibrahim ROFLBERG March 11, 2011

nigel dyer 

Increasingly popular slang term heard mostly in the south east of england referring to those who are 'skilled labour'.

Its origins can be traced back to the 1920s when the dyer family ran a large plumbing company in the south of england.

The recent adition of the word 'nigel' has started to appear in many texts although its origins are not so well known.

Damn there goes the fuse again..best call nigel dyer out.

nigel dyer by Peter Baxon-Thomas December 14, 2008

Nigel Davies 

A welsh man racing in a tractor. (Reference to Nigel Mansell)

Jesus! Look how quick that tractors going! Must be Nigel Davies

Nigel Davies by Bexamillion August 31, 2010

Nigel Driffield 

Big Cock

Person 1: Do you wanna see my Nigel Driffield? ;)
Person 2: Nah I bet it's more of a James Driffield
Person 3: 暨 (I don't know what these people are saying)

Nigel Driffield by Nigel Cock June 1, 2021

a nigel danger wank

Nigel was in his bedroom and he shouted downstairs, Mum(deceased and rotten) call the fucking police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces. As soon as nigel heard her scream he dropped his trousers and commenced the danger wank. As nigel heard mummy stomp up the stairs nigel knew he had to be quick so he upped the pace, as nigel heard her stumble on the top step, which bought him some time. Unfortunately nigel timed his finish badly. As nigels mum barged through the door armed with a rolling pin nigel chugged all over mummy. nigel spent the evening in A&E with concusion.

a nigel danger wank job

a nigel danger wank by mrs tosser October 6, 2025

a nigel danger wank.. 

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Nigel was in his bedroom and he shouted downstairs, Mum(deceased and rotten) call the fucking police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces. As soon as nigel heard her scream he dropped his trousers and commenced the danger wank. As nigel heard mummy stomp up the stairs nigel knew he had to be quick so he upped the pace, as nigel heard her stumble on the top step, which bought him some time. Unfortunately nigel timed his finish badly. As nigels mum barged through the door armed with a rolling pin nigel chugged all over mummy. nigel spent the evening in A&E with concusion.

a nigel danger wank.. splat

a nigel danger wank.. by mrs tosser October 7, 2025