Girl or guy at a swim meet with straightened hair, a ton of makeup, and cute clothes. They are obviously NOT there to swim. They just came to "cheer" and look "hot" while the other swimmers work their asses off in finals.
Dude, that girl is a total nif. She wont even get close to the water.
Nif 2: Notin niffa jus feelin niffalifalous.
Nif 1: How was ur day?
Nif 2: Nifarific.