I was born and have lived in this state all my life and love it. Yes if you're a true new jerseyian, you are conceited. Deal with it outsiders. New Jersey IS the best GOD DAMN STATE and I'll tell you why. Most of the successful people come from the state. Most of the smart people come from this state too. AND NO, I'M NOT AN IGNORANT NEW JERSEY GIRL. Yes we do have our skanks. BUT SO DOES CALIFORNIA, NEVADA, GEORGIA AND FLORIDA; The list goes on so if that's ignorant, fuck you, you damn fool. Most people of other states are jealous because we dress better (and match), we're fucking hot as shit, and a majority of new jerseyians are rich and spoiled. Discrimination happens...rarely. You have ghetto whites and blacks. You have a shit load of rich blacks...i for one am one and i like it. Many blacks are smart here. You'll find a whole bunch of blacks in AP courses. Everyone here owns atleast one pair of uggs, converse, nike, coach, juicy or any other name brand. So dont say people are poor because even people in newark have better cars than half of the people in other states. Yeah if your a southerner, then sit down because people in newark even have bigger houses than you and theyre suppose to be the poor town.
Now most people get cars for christmas or birthdays. They range from Lexus to jeep to Range rover. we like the most expensive ones.
When we go to the jersey shore, we say DTS (down the shore) learn it, live it, love it.
We smell? Yah, .000000000001% of the state.
Now most people get cars for christmas or birthdays. They range from Lexus to jeep to Range rover. we like the most expensive ones.
When we go to the jersey shore, we say DTS (down the shore) learn it, live it, love it.
We smell? Yah, .000000000001% of the state.
We have a reason to be conceited. What, we cant be confident? all the other states need a Self esteem boost. People are mad because they can't be as hot as us and can't get a new jerseyian. oh, and Btw, we dont pump our gas, we pump our fists because we're just that fucking great.
In conclusion, New Jersey is the best fucking state.
GET AT US
In conclusion, New Jersey is the best fucking state.
GET AT US
by dirtyjerseybitches January 3, 2011
The most miss understood place in the USA due to all the trashy idiots on tv. New Jersey is not really like that don't judge a book by it's cover.
If you've never been to places in New Jersey like Caldwell, Montville, Trenton, Livingston, West Essex, Devor, and Springfield you can't judge New Jersey. Also if you haven't met all te people in New Jersey you can't judge people from New Jersey.
by catxoxo December 12, 2010
A festering shit-hole located on the east coast. It's main dump is next to a major highway and brings forth a state-wide stench only comparable to the brotworst eating inhabitants' wet morning beer farts. It breeds some of the most worthless sub-human mutants on earth and is considered to be the unwashed crotch of the US. A place where the very word itself makes oneself puke in his soup, and gives children nightmares of disease infested, flea ridden prostitutes that overcharge.
"For crimes commited against humanity including 27 counts of rape, 90 counts of murder, 32 acts of piracy, and other crimes against humanity, I setence you for life imprisonment... In New Jersey"!
"KILL ME NOW! The punishment is more than i can bare i dont deserve this"!
".... You know he really didn't do enough to deserve that after all".
"KILL ME NOW! The punishment is more than i can bare i dont deserve this"!
".... You know he really didn't do enough to deserve that after all".
by ProfessorHWMaroon January 4, 2011
The best fuckin' place ever.
Okay, first of all, stop with your little shit talking about new jersey. We don't say "joisey" we dont smell and we are conceded because we know were fuckin better then you.
This is the true things you say bout us...
We have an accent, its better than yours.
We are the most educated, but we have bad grammer. Oh well.
We do love bagles and pizza.
We say "cawfee" and "tawk" and that type of shit.
As you can tell we do curse a lot.(fuck mostly)
The untrue shit you bitches say...
We dont smell.
For the last fuckin time we dont say "joisey" or what ever the hell that is.
We know how to drive...
you dont though.
When we see out of state lisencs plates we porpousley drive "crazy" so you will talk shit and we feel better.
Cuz we dont care.
We have the best music scene. We have the most emo and scene kids... and they have the best taste in music.
Some of the most famous people live(d) here...
Bon Jovi, Queen Latifa, My Chemical Romance, Jay and Silent Bob, Jay Leno(this list could go on)
If you live in Jersey, Youll probley never leave.
If you live in south jersey, you say your from "SOUTH Jersey" same for north and central.
You also hate the people from the "other side"
Im a jersey girl... i may be a slut but im not fuckin trash!!
Keep talkin your shit cuz we all love it.
Okay, first of all, stop with your little shit talking about new jersey. We don't say "joisey" we dont smell and we are conceded because we know were fuckin better then you.
This is the true things you say bout us...
We have an accent, its better than yours.
We are the most educated, but we have bad grammer. Oh well.
We do love bagles and pizza.
We say "cawfee" and "tawk" and that type of shit.
As you can tell we do curse a lot.(fuck mostly)
The untrue shit you bitches say...
We dont smell.
For the last fuckin time we dont say "joisey" or what ever the hell that is.
We know how to drive...
you dont though.
When we see out of state lisencs plates we porpousley drive "crazy" so you will talk shit and we feel better.
Cuz we dont care.
We have the best music scene. We have the most emo and scene kids... and they have the best taste in music.
Some of the most famous people live(d) here...
Bon Jovi, Queen Latifa, My Chemical Romance, Jay and Silent Bob, Jay Leno(this list could go on)
If you live in Jersey, Youll probley never leave.
If you live in south jersey, you say your from "SOUTH Jersey" same for north and central.
You also hate the people from the "other side"
Im a jersey girl... i may be a slut but im not fuckin trash!!
Keep talkin your shit cuz we all love it.
"I'm from New Jersey.
I understand that tomorrow means a couple days
When I ask for a regular coffee, it automatically comes with milk and sugar
There's more strip clubs than gas stations
We dont JOG in the park,we SMOKE there
a "hot minute" means a long time
I sure as hell don't pump my own gas.
You always know WHERE THE WEED AT!
There's always a liquor store that doesn't I.D
If we like you.. we share.. if not, then fuck you!
18 to party and 21 to drink really means bring extra money for the bouncer.
I know what real pizza tastes like & probably hate the pizza from your favorite pizza place.
Everyone knows at least one girl who's a stripper
All good mornings begin with a bagel, all good nights end at a diner and of coarse all good parties end with a fight.
It's pork roll, not taylor ham or canadian bacon.
I go down to the shore not the beach
Jersey girls are the best girls,just stay on their good side
I can spend countless hours on the boardwalk doing absolutely nothing...and still have fun
My second and third homes are the malls and wawa/7 11/welsh farms/sunrise parking lots
I may say some words with an accent, but at least I don't say "ya'll"
I judge people by what exit they are off the turnpike or the parkway.
I know 65mph really means 80.
My road rage is outta control, so don't piss me off
When I cut someone off, you get the horn and the finger
Its pronounced NORK not Newark thats just gay
It's TRENTIN not Trenton
It's CAMDEM not Camden
When somebody tries to mimic a jersey accent i wanna take a bat to their head.hahhah
I know of a place or been in a scene of the Sopranos
North Jersey goes to Seaside.. Central Jersey goes to Belmar.. and South Jersey goes to Wildwood. duh.
I know what the exact definition of a "Benny" is.
Only place you dont have to use the "New" part and people will still know where you
are talking about. i.e. "Hampshire" wouldn't work, ya gotta say "New Hampshire" but
sayin just "Jersey" everyone knows.
The only state to have farms, beaches, cities, vacation resorts, mountains, and they are never any more than a 4 hour drive. Oh, and NYC and Philly are extremely close as well.
We have our own (invisible) border....there's South Jersey & North Jersey..if you're from either you can't stand the folks from the 'other' and you make it clear to say "I'M FROM (SOUTH/NORTH) JERSEY!"
To us the 'g' at the end of a word is silent..you know, what it ain't even there...I'm talkin' about takin' the 'g' outta our words...know what I'm sayin'?. If you don't there's no need for me to be talkin' to you anymore..go back to your own state!
I'm from New Jersey and I love it cause we do it the fucking best."
I understand that tomorrow means a couple days
When I ask for a regular coffee, it automatically comes with milk and sugar
There's more strip clubs than gas stations
We dont JOG in the park,we SMOKE there
a "hot minute" means a long time
I sure as hell don't pump my own gas.
You always know WHERE THE WEED AT!
There's always a liquor store that doesn't I.D
If we like you.. we share.. if not, then fuck you!
18 to party and 21 to drink really means bring extra money for the bouncer.
I know what real pizza tastes like & probably hate the pizza from your favorite pizza place.
Everyone knows at least one girl who's a stripper
All good mornings begin with a bagel, all good nights end at a diner and of coarse all good parties end with a fight.
It's pork roll, not taylor ham or canadian bacon.
I go down to the shore not the beach
Jersey girls are the best girls,just stay on their good side
I can spend countless hours on the boardwalk doing absolutely nothing...and still have fun
My second and third homes are the malls and wawa/7 11/welsh farms/sunrise parking lots
I may say some words with an accent, but at least I don't say "ya'll"
I judge people by what exit they are off the turnpike or the parkway.
I know 65mph really means 80.
My road rage is outta control, so don't piss me off
When I cut someone off, you get the horn and the finger
Its pronounced NORK not Newark thats just gay
It's TRENTIN not Trenton
It's CAMDEM not Camden
When somebody tries to mimic a jersey accent i wanna take a bat to their head.hahhah
I know of a place or been in a scene of the Sopranos
North Jersey goes to Seaside.. Central Jersey goes to Belmar.. and South Jersey goes to Wildwood. duh.
I know what the exact definition of a "Benny" is.
Only place you dont have to use the "New" part and people will still know where you
are talking about. i.e. "Hampshire" wouldn't work, ya gotta say "New Hampshire" but
sayin just "Jersey" everyone knows.
The only state to have farms, beaches, cities, vacation resorts, mountains, and they are never any more than a 4 hour drive. Oh, and NYC and Philly are extremely close as well.
We have our own (invisible) border....there's South Jersey & North Jersey..if you're from either you can't stand the folks from the 'other' and you make it clear to say "I'M FROM (SOUTH/NORTH) JERSEY!"
To us the 'g' at the end of a word is silent..you know, what it ain't even there...I'm talkin' about takin' the 'g' outta our words...know what I'm sayin'?. If you don't there's no need for me to be talkin' to you anymore..go back to your own state!
I'm from New Jersey and I love it cause we do it the fucking best."
by shmooocakes July 11, 2008
New Jersey Is Better Than your state by far, one of the many reasons for this is a rather eliquant vocabulary during the midst of a rather large ass whoopin, in wich you and your heads get beat down by a 4 to 1 ratio,
NJ Girls Are nOt Trash, They are infact some of the most beautiful albeit opinionated women in the world, They will speak their mind instead of quietly waiting for their"turn" or "chance to speak"
NJ Guys Will probably think they are better than you. Thats only because we are. We Are all self centered egotistical dicks. Its true When Driving we tend to tailgate and brake infront of tourists and fellow jersyians for laughs. Because unlike many other states each of us knows instinctively how to drive from birth. and so drag racing and other such fun road games are common place
In nj there are at least 20 million diners that are opn 24 hours and each serve authentic food .. we have the best resturants outside of new york , some even better,
Aside from the safest cities in the country we also have the most dangerous, Places Like Newark Camden and Elizabeth, Stand in contrast to a town such as Alpine
(Home of million+dollar celbrities like Eddie Murphy and Chris Rock, Jay-z, Mary J Blige etc.)
Nj Is and should be labled as a country unto itself. Origanal dialect, Mostly a hybrid of New York City And Phili "tawk" (that being one example , Others include
Yo
Bro
Mad
Fuck
Shit
Word
Word up
Word is bond.. among others
Nj Does not smell like shit EVerywhere only in port cities close to new york ,As new York Pays Nj To ship Garbage to staten island.Lets Face it New York SMells. Its Natural.
Aside from Numerous Mob Films being shot here (The GodFather) THere are several places with ditches dug from real life mafiso located throughout, A common Joke is that if jimi Hoffa ever turns up itll be in the meadowlands of north Nj.
Home to the best beaches in the country, the act of going to one is referred to by "Goin Down The Shore." It could mean numerous places Such As Seaside Heights ,Cape May or {Atantic City or Asbury Parkto name a few.
A Mall or 8 are always within a halfhour drive no matter where you are in the state
Njs attitude i feel can be sumed up in the styles/demeanors of these famous people redman, Jay From Jay and silent bob,Kevin Spacey,Meryl Streep, Zakk Wylde,Jack Nicholson.. All of witch Grew Up goin To massive house parties,that ended with a bon fire in the woods, And none of witch haved ever asked for a hero or hoagie, or pumped their own gas.
NJ Girls Are nOt Trash, They are infact some of the most beautiful albeit opinionated women in the world, They will speak their mind instead of quietly waiting for their"turn" or "chance to speak"
NJ Guys Will probably think they are better than you. Thats only because we are. We Are all self centered egotistical dicks. Its true When Driving we tend to tailgate and brake infront of tourists and fellow jersyians for laughs. Because unlike many other states each of us knows instinctively how to drive from birth. and so drag racing and other such fun road games are common place
In nj there are at least 20 million diners that are opn 24 hours and each serve authentic food .. we have the best resturants outside of new york , some even better,
Aside from the safest cities in the country we also have the most dangerous, Places Like Newark Camden and Elizabeth, Stand in contrast to a town such as Alpine
(Home of million+dollar celbrities like Eddie Murphy and Chris Rock, Jay-z, Mary J Blige etc.)
Nj Is and should be labled as a country unto itself. Origanal dialect, Mostly a hybrid of New York City And Phili "tawk" (that being one example , Others include
Yo
Bro
Mad
Fuck
Shit
Word
Word up
Word is bond.. among others
Nj Does not smell like shit EVerywhere only in port cities close to new york ,As new York Pays Nj To ship Garbage to staten island.Lets Face it New York SMells. Its Natural.
Aside from Numerous Mob Films being shot here (The GodFather) THere are several places with ditches dug from real life mafiso located throughout, A common Joke is that if jimi Hoffa ever turns up itll be in the meadowlands of north Nj.
Home to the best beaches in the country, the act of going to one is referred to by "Goin Down The Shore." It could mean numerous places Such As Seaside Heights ,Cape May or {Atantic City or Asbury Parkto name a few.
A Mall or 8 are always within a halfhour drive no matter where you are in the state
Njs attitude i feel can be sumed up in the styles/demeanors of these famous people redman, Jay From Jay and silent bob,Kevin Spacey,Meryl Streep, Zakk Wylde,Jack Nicholson.. All of witch Grew Up goin To massive house parties,that ended with a bon fire in the woods, And none of witch haved ever asked for a hero or hoagie, or pumped their own gas.
by North Jesey Mofo January 18, 2009
by fireball419 March 9, 2009
South Jersey North Jersey Both Need To Be Just one Insead of Always Hating On Each Other. We Stil Jerseyans lol and we Got Jersey Additude... Most Famous People Hate It To Love It Was Born In Jersey Whitney Houstan, Queen Latifah, The Jonas Brothers and Lauryn Hill and My Chemical Romance ect.
New Jersey Have Been Named THe Best Place In America To Live, New Jersey Also Is in The Top Ten Richiest Places in America... We Got New York And Philly Accents And Jersey As a hole,
We Have 8,724,560 Residents In Jersey So THe Smallest State But The best, We Got 711s /Wawas Everywhere Clean Air, And We Got THe Best Suburbs Out Of All THe Nations And Most Of Then Is aLso THe Richiest Places To Live,
So Hate It Or Love it Jersey IT And Noother State Comes Close No COmparsions Theres Nowhere Better Than Jersey.
New Jersey Have Been Named THe Best Place In America To Live, New Jersey Also Is in The Top Ten Richiest Places in America... We Got New York And Philly Accents And Jersey As a hole,
We Have 8,724,560 Residents In Jersey So THe Smallest State But The best, We Got 711s /Wawas Everywhere Clean Air, And We Got THe Best Suburbs Out Of All THe Nations And Most Of Then Is aLso THe Richiest Places To Live,
So Hate It Or Love it Jersey IT And Noother State Comes Close No COmparsions Theres Nowhere Better Than Jersey.
1.New Jersey has the highest population density in the U.S. An average 1,030 people per sq. mi., which is 13 times the national average.
2.New Jersey has the highest percent urban population in the U.S. with about 90% of the people living in an urban area.
3.New Jersey is the only state where all its counties are classified as metropolitan areas.
4.North Jersey is the car theft capital of the world, with more cars stolen in Newark then any other city. Even the 2 largest cities, NYC and LA put together.
5.New Jersey has the most dense system of highways and railroads in the U.S.
6.New Jersey has the most diners in the world and is sometimes referred to as the diner capital of the world.
North Jersey has the most shopping malls in one area in the world with seven major shopping malls in a 25 sq. mile radius.
7.New Jersey has over 50 resort cities and towns, some of the nations most famous, Asbury park, Wildwood, Atlantic City, Seaside heights, Cape May.
8.Jack Nicholson, Bruce Springsteen, Bon Jovi, Redman, Das EFX, Naughty by Nature, Sugar Hill Gang, Lords of the Underground, Jason Alexander, Queen Latifa, Shaq, Judy Blume, Arron Burr, Whitney Houston, Eddie Money, Frank Sinatra, Grover Cleveland, all New Jersey natives.
9.New Jersey is home to the Miss America pageant held in Atlantic City
10.Atlantic City has the longest boardwalk in the world.
11. Tourism is the second-largest industry in New Jersey.
12.New Jersey has 21 counties.
13.
2.New Jersey has the highest percent urban population in the U.S. with about 90% of the people living in an urban area.
3.New Jersey is the only state where all its counties are classified as metropolitan areas.
4.North Jersey is the car theft capital of the world, with more cars stolen in Newark then any other city. Even the 2 largest cities, NYC and LA put together.
5.New Jersey has the most dense system of highways and railroads in the U.S.
6.New Jersey has the most diners in the world and is sometimes referred to as the diner capital of the world.
North Jersey has the most shopping malls in one area in the world with seven major shopping malls in a 25 sq. mile radius.
7.New Jersey has over 50 resort cities and towns, some of the nations most famous, Asbury park, Wildwood, Atlantic City, Seaside heights, Cape May.
8.Jack Nicholson, Bruce Springsteen, Bon Jovi, Redman, Das EFX, Naughty by Nature, Sugar Hill Gang, Lords of the Underground, Jason Alexander, Queen Latifa, Shaq, Judy Blume, Arron Burr, Whitney Houston, Eddie Money, Frank Sinatra, Grover Cleveland, all New Jersey natives.
9.New Jersey is home to the Miss America pageant held in Atlantic City
10.Atlantic City has the longest boardwalk in the world.
11. Tourism is the second-largest industry in New Jersey.
12.New Jersey has 21 counties.
13.
by Lamont Cordell August 3, 2008