neoconanderthal

An angry, invidious, regressive, hate-driven person who thrives on conflict and abhors anything intelligent, enlightening, factual, logical, rational, fair, balanced, liberal, progressive and non-passion-based.

A person who is driven by their passion-based beliefs and who hates sound intelligent reasoning.

i.e.,

Joe discovered that he could effortlessly rile a "neoconanderthal" by merely pointing out several, key, intelligent facts that proved to all that Sarah Palin was simply just not knowledgeable enough to ever be deemed a serious candidate in any future Presidential election.

by ZonaCat Hansen August 30, 2009

Neoconfundagelical

noun. neo-conservative-fundamentalist-evangelical.

An individual who is overwhelmed with the compulsion to hoard money and guns for Jesus and shoot anyone who gets in their way or a modern republican.

Sarah Palin is the overlord of the neoconfundagelicals

Jim Boehner just became the speaker of the house, I hope that neoconfundagelical chokes on his gavel

by WartburgKnight January 5, 2011

neoconomist

Proponent of the economic doctrine that up is down.

Last month 250,000 workers lost their jobs. Therefore companies will have fewer workers to pay. This explains the 300 point rally on the DJI according to leading neoconomists.

by markincorsicana April 19, 2008

neoconservative

A war-hawk, usually without any military experience, who calls themself a conservative even though they couldn't care less about the size or scope of the federal government. Their only goal domestically is to marginalize the conservative/libertarian wing of the Republican party.

The neoconservatives in Bush administration are pissing on Barry Goldwater's grave.

by Chris in NJ April 23, 2004

neocon

Neoconservative. Originally used to describe left-wingers who crossed the floor, neocons are on the authoritarian right, rather than the traditionally conservative libertarian right. They tend to be very pro-war and adopt the mentality of "We're better than you and we know it."

Some more vulgar people call them Neocunts.

"I don't really like Kerry, but I'd rather see him in power than those horrendous neocons who currently run things!"

by KHD October 12, 2004

Neocon

Basically a word synonymous to names like John Bolton, Pompeo, Dick Cheney, Elliott Abrams, Robert Lighthizer, Peter Navarro etc. A small, but constant clique in the US administration that is responsible for most of the recent US military invasions around the globe.

neocon Pompeo: 'I was the CIA director. We lied, we cheated, we stole'
neocon John Bolton: It's All About The Oil.

by revelator1812 May 23, 2019

neocon

1. Small group of politicians coming from as early as the Ford administration up to the Bush II administration.
2. Have a fake pretense about believing in smaller government. In reality believe in big spending and tax cuts for their wealthy political and business friends, hence deficit spending.
3. They fake being social conservatives, although true social conservatives believe they really care about social issues. Neocons distract the public by acting like they really care about social issues like gay marriage, abortion, and flag burning. Meanwhile they are busy conducting wars and stifling your freedom.
4. Believe in costly wars and creating boogeymen to try and make you think only they can keep you safe while they restrict your freedoms to "protect you". This is their signature issue, to help keep them in power.
5. Actually despise any types of small government advocates, Barry Goldwater, traditional live and let live conservative, and libertarians.

George Bush I and II, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Paul Wolfowitz, Richard Perle, are all a bunch of neocons.

by Monochromo June 22, 2006