Nelson is a boy usually gay probably mixed between two races like white and puertorican and loves veggietables usualy eggplants
by Plantdick March 14, 2017
A man with a huge nose,
on a different scale of size, would be used only if this nose was incredibly big.
on a different scale of size, would be used only if this nose was incredibly big.
(man walks past that has a ridiculously big nose)
You say: coor thats a Nelson and a half aint it
Your friend: indeed it is my friend indeed it is
You say: coor thats a Nelson and a half aint it
Your friend: indeed it is my friend indeed it is
by MR.SERIOUS May 7, 2009
by Effyofthebates April 6, 2011
A Nelson is someone who is a level above a retard, who has little or no common sense and usually has 4 kids to 7 different women. Majority Of Nelson's have no math skills, and usually can be found on gumtree trying to sell 2 car CD players for £25 each or both for £70.
Ben: If you're pregnant with twins are you pregnant for 18 months?
Nath: Shut up you fat fuck small dicked Nelson.
Nath: Shut up you fat fuck small dicked Nelson.
by Newy2k7 March 17, 2017
Nelson is someone who is the level above a retard, usually got 4 kids to 7 different woman and works at sub way. This person tends to have little or no math skills and would try and sell 2 car CD players for £25 each or both for £60.
by NathanNewy2k7 March 14, 2017
Verb: To not be up to date with modern lingo. To not be "down with the kids", usually due to large alcohol intake.
Noun: One who is was born with a bottle of wine in their hand, but knows nothing of modern dialect.
Noun: One who is was born with a bottle of wine in their hand, but knows nothing of modern dialect.
by SiiiiiiiiNg May 19, 2011
Wow your turning into a Nelson
by Don’t use this name December 28, 2017