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Verb: To not be up to date with modern lingo. To not be "down with the kids", usually due to large alcohol intake.

Noun: One who is was born with a bottle of wine in their hand, but knows nothing of modern dialect.
Rebecca was a total nelson. In fact, she nelson'd the other day when somebody rofl'd at her.
by SiiiiiiiiNg May 19, 2011
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