1 definition by Newy2k7
A Nelson is someone who is a level above a retard, who has little or no common sense and usually has 4 kids to 7 different women. Majority Of Nelson's have no math skills, and usually can be found on gumtree trying to sell 2 car CD players for £25 each or both for £70.
Ben: If you're pregnant with twins are you pregnant for 18 months?
Nath: Shut up you fat fuck small dicked Nelson.
Nath: Shut up you fat fuck small dicked Nelson.
by Newy2k7 March 17, 2017