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naviguesser 

noun - A person similar to a navigator, but who has either no idea of how to get to where one is going or only a vague idea, and they therefore attempt to give directions that are very bad or completely wrong.

Can also be used as a verb - navigeussing
Matt and Jim were trying to drive from LA to Ventura, but end up heading towards Bakersfield:

Jim "Did we miss the turn of for the 101? I thought you were paying attention to the signs."

Matt "Um, I thought we take the 5 all the way up.

Jim "Good job naviguesser, can't you use mapquest?"
naviguesser by ahack March 4, 2009
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naviguessing 

The art of navigating when you have no idea what you are doing and know full well that your directions will likely result in going the wrong way.
I'm naviguessing that we should take this next left turn.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026