Naughty Badger Share definition Flag A naughty badger is when a very old man with white pubes has sex with a younger woman who's pubes are still dark in color. She only wanted grandpa for his money, but they still did the naughty badger! Naughty Badger by Tester256 July 24, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Naughty Badger mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch