Not real person. An acronym used on web forums when a regular member tells elaborate, troll-like stories about their life. Really it's usually a fantasy of the poster and/or a way to try to make other members jealous or start a flame war.
twinkydinky says: My boyfriend fucked my sister and knocked her up. I am eight months pregnant with his child and she is pro-life. What am I going to do?
Nice Relaxing Pooh. A Dump. A shit. To take the papers into the toilet and have a satisfying dump. ORIGIN, British wacky comedians Reeves & Mortimer interviewing model Caprice, asking her "after a busy day's photography, do you go home and have a nice relaxing pooh?"
Put my dinner in the oven dear, I'm off for an NRP