Nuckfuttery comes from the original phrase fuck nut, subsequently changed to nuck fut, which is a nicer way of saying fuck nut without being too offensive.
Nuckfuttery (n.) generally describes something that is one of the following:
1.Fucking messed up.
2.Fucking ridiculous.
3.Fucking stupid.
4.Fucking retarded.
5.Fucking bad for society as a whole.
6.Fucking horrible.
7.Fucking bad.
Those douchebags on Capitol Hill sure do takepart in a great deal of nuckfuttery!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!