"Endurance NAFTA" is all about how many times the ball can be thrown back and forth before it is dropped.
"Speed NAFTA" is a test of how many times the ball can be thrown back and forth within a certain time frame (standard is 20 seconds).
All official records are to be documented on video and posted to You Tube or the official NAFTA blog at iplaynafta.blogspot.com.
The world's top quantum physicists have yet to prove that a score of 29 or above is humanly possible in any variation of NAFTA.
Thursday is International Endurance NAFTA Day.
NAFTA lovers are encouraged to contribute to the Official NAFTA blog by posting pictures of themselves playing NAFTA in front of famous landmarks around the world.
"What kind?" inquired Herman.
"How about some Speed NAFTA," Billy suggested.
"Yeah, let's do it. But I need to stop by Wal-Mart first and pick up two different sizes of Nerf balls first," Herman replied.
Apparently many of the previous definitions of this word include some type of observation that NAFTA has induced greater immigration into the U.S. from Mexico, to the detriment of the American "nation" or "way of life". Perhaps these xenophobic and nationalistic views are correct if they assume that the U.S. is a cultural nation that is not able to adapt to changes in its demographic composition. Seen from another perspective, NAFTA could be interpreted as the beginning of the political and economic consolidation of North America, increasing the freedom for all people who inhabit this hemisphere and not merely those who benefit from imposition of a strong foreign policy abroad, with a culture of sloth, consumerism, and self-entitlement at home. True conservatives would hail NAFTA as a wonderful achievement - a removal of state imposed artificial barriers to competition, that sought increases in productivity and efficiency. Unfortunately most conservatives today are afraid of the "evil horde" of "foreign invaders" to the point that they rationalise any further attempts to even the playing field between the U.S. and its neighbors.
2. An imperfect beginning to hemispheric integration, (the American version of the European Union).