Half man, half aunt, was given an extra male chromosome or two at birth and has a mustache and/or massive sideburns as a result. Does not have to refer to an aunt, but it almost always refers to a family member.
"What does uncle Joe's new wife look like?"
"You haven't seen her? She's got a huge mustache. A total maunt, but don't tell him I said that."
2. A phrase that people use when they are too embarrassed to admit they are talking about themselves.
3. A phrase that people use when they've actually forgotten your name.
1. "My friend, I didn't spend five years as a POW just to see the terrorists get the best of us. And we can't let my opponent get elected ...or the terrorists win."
2. "Hey, I was just wondering... my friend went to Vegas a couple weeks ago and got a really horrible rash on his junk after sleeping with a hooker, and he wants to see a doctor, but he's afraid his wife will see the medical bill and start asking questions. What should he do?"