N-Beat

A slang term for a song of hip-hop/rap descent loaded with profanity, and whose lyrical content is largely ignorant.

Mike, are you allowed to listen to N-beats with toddlers around?

by Badejones August 5, 2008

wheat n beat

When you see a wheat field and have the urge to masturbate to it.

"That wheat field is looking real good today. Every time I see it I just want to rub one out. I guess I'm gonna wheat n beat my meat."

by UnlawfulGnome February 13, 2018

eat n beat

Eat N Beat-Verb- to have yo bitch make u something to eat..and then fuck her. Can also be performed in reverse by fucking her then telling that bitch to go make u a sandwich

Last night i fucked her on the bed then told her ass to go make me a sandwich an i pulled an eat an beat

by Elo February 13, 2005

Lunch Meat n’ Beat

When you are on lunch break and the urge to beat off and bust nut out takes over. So you peel the lunch meat off your sandwich (turkey, roast beef, pastrami, etc.) and wrap it around your stiff, turgid cock creating that coveted skin to skin feel. This causes you to immediately commence gloriously wanking away until the nut custard is blown.

Mom picked me up a pound of pink roast beef at the deli. Lunch meat n’ beat is going to be good this week.

by Dick Onchin September 20, 2020

beat n skeet

(v.) The act of using one's chivalric qualities to swoon a lady and eventually bang her like she stole something. Shortly after, the triumphant male flees the scene a better man.

Brandon: Dude, so you don't like her, but she's really hot, right?
Nick: Well...yea.
Brandon: So why don't you just beat n skeet?
Nick: Haha. You're right.

by Laddie Patel February 3, 2005

beat-n-sleep

masturbating while in bed at night, taking a huge amount of stress off of your mind thus making sleep easier.

John: Dude you slept for like 12 hours last night what the hell?

Mike: yeah man i pulled a beat-n-sleep. Slept like freakin' a baby.

by IMMMA MAN May 6, 2010

Beat n' Bed

Created by Zach C.
When one beats off and then immediately after finishing one sits in self wallow then goes to bed.

oh man it's been a long day. i'm so tired and horny. im going to pull a beat n' bed!

by Mr. Lonley July 26, 2011