MyHandleBar 

This 16-person party bike is an awesome way for you to cruise around town with 15 other friends or crawl from pub to pub. It’s also a cool way to burn some calories while drinking a beer or two. The party bike is equipped with a designated driver and is perfect for any party occasion. Who doesn’t like a good mustache ride?

“What should we do for Dave’s bachelor party?”

“We should rent MyHandleBar and do the Brew-Muda Triangle!”

“Awesome.”

MyHandleBar by MyHandleBar January 4, 2012

mandlebars 

A type of mustache found on the male gender in which the outer extremities curve upward toward the eyes. Not to be confused with a handlebar, this style emphasizes masculinity over style.

"Your mustache is quite long, you should consider styling mandlebars."

"Those are stylish mandlebars. It's good to see them in style again. Huzzah!"

"He's so full of vit and vigor, he should grow mandlebars."

mandlebars by mikeycav October 30, 2009

Mandlebar Mustache 

A midget pornstar.
Usually has a name such as Tripod and stars in such films as Itty Bitty Gang Bang

That handlebar mustache just had sex with that cat!

Mandlebar Mustache by Gherkin November 3, 2004