mushroom

When you pull your scrotum over your penis forming a mushroom like shape where your genetiles should be.

Sam, your mushroom is huge!!

by Sam Wampler October 23, 2007

mushrooming

Also called mushroomin. Mushrooming is popular springtime activity amongst midwesterners (enthusiasts are also known as shroomers) where they traipse through heavily wooded areas in search of morel mushrooms. Mushrooms are harvested and taken home to be soaked in salt water to kill insect inhabitants, dredged in flour and fried.

Wanna go mushrooming?
We went mushroomin and found two 8 inchers.
Do you want to come to dinner? We found a mess of mushrooms.

by Your shoes get muddy December 28, 2016

mushrooms

a fungus that is eaten like a vegetable

I like mushrooms on my pizza. ;)

by Mark September 11, 2003

Mushroom

A Mushroom is when you dip your cock in paint or ink, And slap someone in the face with it when they are passed out. Thus leaving a mushroom imprint on their face.

"At this party last night, Kim was the first to pass out, So I gave her a mushroom"

by CharlesVA August 5, 2006

mushrooms

Things that make you feel funny, and prolong orgasms

It kept coming and coming, must be the mushrooms.

by Spelunking Monkey February 10, 2003

mushroom

something that always comes after a badger.

Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger!
Mushroom! Mushroom!

by mushroommushroom April 24, 2007

mushroom

A natural fungus, the shape of Condoleeza Rice's head.

damn that is one shroomy skull!

by Gerbilweebies February 26, 2005